A Boob Chop

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A Boob Chop is when you slap your boob into the table so hard it feels like you just hit a sack of potatoes with a hammer. It’s the worst kind of table abuse ever.
I tried to grab my card and ended up making my boob scream.
My boob got so mad it knocked over my chips.
I chopped my boob so hard the table creaked like it was about to die.
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A Boob Chop happens when a girl talks too much and gets a face full of her own boob. It’s like a slap from a breast that doesn’t care.
She talked too much, so I gave her a boob chop and she shut up for a week.
I chopped her boob and she cried like a baby.
She kept talking, so I hit her with my boob like it was a tennis racket.
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