A Boob Chop
A Boob Chop happens when a girl talks too much and gets a face full of her own boob. It’s like a slap from a breast that doesn’t care.
She talked too much, so I gave her a boob chop and she shut up for a week.
I chopped her boob and she cried like a baby.
She kept talking, so I hit her with my boob like it was a tennis racket.