A Bon Jovi - Sitting in a tree like a lunatic, waiting for someone to wal

Sitting in a tree like a lunatic, waiting for someone to walk by so you can dump your gross poop on their head like it’s a party.

'I sat in that tree for two hours just to dump my poop on my teacher’s head.'

'He was in that tree so long, the squirrels started asking for a second opinion.'

'That tree had so much poop in it, it became a new kind of breakfast.'