A Bondi pedicure

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A Bondi pedicure is when you stick your foot in the ocean and get a used tampon, a half-eaten sandwich, and a blob of green gunk stuck between your toes.
I tried a Bondi pedicure and now my foot smells like a seagull’s lunch.
My foot looked like a garbage bag after the Bondi pedicure.
I walked into the ocean and came out with a foot full of filth.
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A Bondi pedicure is when you dip your foot in the sea and come out with a foot full of trash, like a used tampon, a greasy chip, and a piece of rotting pizza.
I got a Bondi pedicure and my foot now smells like a gym sock in summer.
I tried the Bondi pedicure and my foot looks like a landfill.
After a Bondi pedicure, I had to take my foot out of the water and throw it away.
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A Bondi pedicure is when you stick your foot in the ocean and get a foot full of seaweed, used tampons, and whatever the last person threw in the water.
I did a Bondi pedicure and now my foot looks like it came from a seagull’s stomach.
My foot smelled like a trash can after the Bondi pedicure.
After a Bondi pedicure, I had to wash my foot with a hose and a lot of soap.
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