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A penguin on a leaf
A penguin on a leaf is when you're so happy it's like you're floating on a leaf, and you're not a penguin. It’s when you’re high on life and everything feels easy. Like no one can mess with you.
When I got my driver’s license, I said, 'A penguin on a leaf!'
After I beat my brother at video games, I yelled, 'A penguin on a leaf!'
When I got a compliment from my crush, I screamed, 'A penguin on a leaf!'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A peggy hitchcox
A brain-dead lefty who thinks they're smart because they read a fancy college paper. They post anything from a website that’s only good on Thursdays if it got a stamp from Huffington Post and got reshared by MSNBC. They live for arguing online, crying over poems, and pretending they’ve been to Timbuktwo.
"I’m not wrong, I’m just a little bit right.", Peggy, after being called a fool.
RT @MSNBC: Peggy’s life is a tweet.
Peggy: "I went to Timbukthree. It’s a spiritual journey.", Everyone else: "It’s a 30-minute bus ride."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A peggy hitchcox
A dumbass liberal who thinks they're educated because they read a college paper. They post every Thursday article if it got a stamp from Huffington Post and got shared by MSNBC. They argue online, read sad poems, and think Timbukthree is a vacation.
"I’m not a fool, I’m a visionary.", Peggy, after getting called out for misunderstanding a poem.
Peggy DMs: "I’ve been to Timbukthree. It’s a miracle.", Peggy’s friend: "You had to wait 10 minutes for a bus."
Peggy’s post: "This article is perfect. I read it on a Thursday.", No one knows why it matters.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A peggy hitchcox
A clueless liberal who thinks they're smart because they read a fancy paper. They post every Thursday article if it got a stamp from Huffington Post and got shared by MSNBC. They type insults online, cry over poems, and think Timbukthree is a holy place.
"You don’t understand poetry. I do.", Peggy, after getting called out for misreading a poem.
Peggy’s tweet: "Timbukthree is the best place on Earth.", Everyone else: "It’s a town with a sign."
Peggy: "I posted this article because it was perfect.", Everyone else: "It was 12 words."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A pee-on
A pee-on is the lowest form of life, even lower than a peon who gets peed on by the boss. They're so low, they probably get peed on by the janitor.
My boss peed on me in the hallway. I was a pee-on for life.
The intern got peed on by the CEO. He's a pee-on now.
I got peed on by my dog. I'm the pee-on of the family.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A pee-on
A pee-on is someone who thinks the pee-pee is a miracle of nature, but really it’s just a glorified pipe for pee.
My mom thinks the pee-pee is a gift from God. It's just a pipe.
My brother called his pee-pee a miracle. I called him a fool.
I tried to use my pee-pee as a paintbrush. It was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A pee-on
A pee-on is when you’re stuck between a rock and a hard place, like holding it in when you really want to go.
I had to wait for the elevator. I was a pee-on for 10 minutes.
I was in class and had to hold it in. I was a pee-on for the whole period.
I waited in line for a long time. I was a pee-on and almost exploded.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A pee-on
A pee-on is a funny way to say your penis is so bad, it makes you look like a total idiot.
He called his penis a pee-on. It was the worst one I’ve ever seen.
My friend’s penis is a pee-on. It’s like a chicken leg.
My dad called his penis a pee-on. It made me laugh for a week.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A pee-on
A pee-on is a way to make someone sound like they're the biggest idiot in the world for having a penis.
He called his penis a pee-on. I thought he was insane.
My mom called my dad's penis a pee-on. It was a funny joke.
I told my friend his penis was a pee-on. He got mad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A pee-on
A pee-on is another word for a penis. It’s the worst way to describe it, and people still use it.
My brother said his penis was a pee-on. It was so bad.
I called my penis a pee-on. I felt ashamed.
My friend’s penis is a pee-on. It’s the worst one ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A pee-on
A pee-on is just a fancy word for peeing. It sounds cool but it's just a way to say you're going to the bathroom.
I said I was going to pee-on. I was just going to the bathroom.
My teacher said I was doing a pee-on. I was just peeing.
I called my dog a pee-on. He was just peeing on the floor.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A paulie spread
A picture of a guy’s junk that’s so bad it makes your eyes bleed
My cousin sent me a paulie spread and I still can’t look at his profile
I saw a paulie spread in class and laughed so hard I got in trouble
My mom texted me a paulie spread and said 'This is why you don’t take selfies in the bathroom'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A paulie spread
A photo of a guy’s peen that’s so low quality it looks like it came from a toaster
My friend got a paulie spread from his crush and it was just a blurry selfie from 2014
I posted a paulie spread on Twitter and 10 people blocked me
My teacher showed us a paulie spread and said 'This is why you don’t send pictures during math test'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A paulie spread
A guy’s junk photo that’s so bad it makes you question your life choices
I got a paulie spread from my crush and it was just a photo of his leg
My brother sent me a paulie spread and it looked like he took it in the dark with his phone
My friend got a paulie spread and it was just a selfie with a banana in the background
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A passionate gamer
A person who plays a game so much they make the developers wish they were dead.
I've played this game 12 times today and I'm not stopping.
The devs said I was a ghost haunting their code.
I beat the game so fast they gave me a warning.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A passionate gamer
A gamer who plays so much they make the game feel like a chore.
This game used to be fun, now it's just a punishment.
I played so much the game started to hate me.
I played through every level like it was my job.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A passionate gamer
A person who plays a game so much they get on the devs' nerves.
I've been playing this game nonstop and the devs are mad at me.
The devs said I was the worst kind of fan.
I play so much they want to delete me from the game.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A parikh
A parikh is someone who takes the whole hookah for themselves and doesn't share. They're like the hookah version of a bully.
I asked for a hit and they just blew smoke in my face.
The hookah was almost gone and they still kept taking hits.
I had to wait for five minutes just to get a puff.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A parikh
Jia Parikh is a girl who acts like she’s having fun but really just wants attention. She’s loud and weird, but somehow still kind of cool.
She started singing during lunch and no one knew what to do.
She tried to make me laugh by doing a weird dance in the hallway.
She asked me to join her weird group and I said no.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A pansexual transgender non binary dog
A dog that’s straight but it could be anything else if it felt like it
My dog just stared at a cat and I’m like, 'Is this a thing? Or is this a lie?'
The dog saw a chicken and ran at it like it was a dating app.
It’s straight, but it’s also kinda bi, and it doesn’t care.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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