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A Bo'o'o'wo'a
A phrase that started when someone said 'a bottle of water' like a posh British person, and others got confused and thought it was some kind of secret code.
My friend said 'a bottle of water' in a British accent and I thought it was a secret message from the future.
My teacher said 'a bottle of water' like a British twerp and now everyone calls her 'A Bo'o'o'wo'a' at lunch.
I said 'a bottle of water' like a posh British person and my dog thought I was talking to a ghost.
A Bo'o'o'wo'a
When someone talks like a posh British person about a water bottle, and other people think it's some kind of fancy thing instead of just being silly.
My brother said 'a bottle of water' like he was in a fancy suit and I just laughed at him.
I said 'a bottle of water' like a British person and my pet goldfish started singing.
My teacher said 'a bottle of water' in a British accent and now she’s called 'A Bo'o'o'wo'a' in class.
A Bo'o'o'wo'a
A stupid phrase that came from someone saying 'a bottle of water' like a posh British person, and others thought it was some kind of cool thing instead of just being weird.
My cousin said 'a bottle of water' like a British twerp and now he’s called 'A Bo'o'o'wo'a' in the neighborhood.
I said 'a bottle of water' like a British person and my dog asked if I was trying to be fancy.
My friend said 'a bottle of water' like a posh British person and I just laughed for a whole day.
A Blue Peter
A pre-rolled stink bomb. Perfect for when you’re too lazy to roll your own, and you want to look like a genius.
Just found a Blue Peter in my pants. Didn’t even ask where it came from.
Blue Peter? That’s the best you could do? I rolled mine with my eyes closed.
My brother’s Blue Peter tasted like regret and regret only.
A Blue Peter
Blue meth. The meth that looks like it was made by a toddler who didn’t get enough sugar.
That Blue Peter I got was so bad, it looked like it had been kicked by a donkey.
My cousin’s Blue Peter was blue because he used mouthwash instead of glue.
You can’t call that Blue Peter. That’s more like Blue Puke.
A Blue Peter
A spliff you made earlier and forgot about. Or a recipe you tried to make earlier and it turned into a disaster.
Blue Peter? I made that last week. It’s got more flavor than your life.
That Blue Peter I made was so bad, it could’ve been used as a substitute for a mop.
My mom’s Blue Peter was so bad, it caused a small fire.
A Blue Peter
A kids’ show that’s been on forever. Still running even though it’s like watching a kid draw with their feet.
Blue Peter is still on? I thought it died in 1987.
That show is so bad, even the garden looks like it got trampled by a cow.
Blue Peter is like watching your grandpa try to dance.
A Blue Peter
When a guy is so exhausted from sex, he can’t even get hard. It’s like his penis is taking a nap.
That guy had a Blue Peter after a 12-hour marathon of sex.
I had a Blue Peter after my ex walked in on me with my mom.
He had a Blue Peter so bad, it looked like it had been run over by a truck.
A Blue Peter
A pre-rolled joint. Just like the guy who said, ‘Here’s one I made earlier,’ but it’s actually the worst one he ever made.
That Blue Peter was so bad, I could’ve used it as a toothpick.
I rolled my own Blue Peter. It was better than the one my friend gave me.
That Blue Peter was so weak, it fell apart when I tried to light it.
A Blue Peter
A guy who looks good but is secretly a total bore. He’s like a cheese sandwich without the cheese.
That Blue Peter is like my uncle. Looks good but talks about his cat all day.
I saw a Blue Peter at the gym. He was so boring, even the treadmill got tired.
That guy is a Blue Peter. He’s got nice hair but no personality.
A Blund
A blund is a person who won't take your win and instead yells random insults at you like you personally broke their mom's favorite chair.
You said I was wrong about the pizza. I said 'you’re a blund' and then called your mom a bad cook.
He lost the game and instead of shutting up, he said 'you're a blund and your face is ugly.'
She said I was wrong about the movie. I said 'you're a blund and your breath smells like old socks.'
A Blund
Blund is short for blunder, but it's also a word made by angry people in Cambridge MA during a dream I had last night when the world was on fire.
In my dream, a bunch of angry people shouted 'blund' at a cop during a riot.
I woke up screaming 'blund' at my brother because he ate my last donut.
My dog said 'blund' at the mailman and chased him down the street.
A Blue One
A Canadian Five Dollar Bill that looks like it was drawn by a kid who just got expelled
"I only have a blue one to buy my coffee. I'm broke, but at least I'm Canadian."
"He gave me a blue one for my birthday. It's like getting a participation trophy for being alive."
"I tried to buy a pizza with a blue one. The guy looked at me like I had two heads."
A Blue One
A blue 1 is five pounds of weed that will get you high or make you regret your life choices
"I spent my blue 1 on weed and now I’m stuck in a bathroom with a guy who thinks he’s a rapper."
"She dropped a blue 1 on the table and said, ‘This is your last chance.’ I took it."
"My blue 1 was stolen by a kid who looked like he had just been kicked out of a circus."
A Blue One
A blue one is a French word that means you're about to get yelled at
"He said, ‘You’re a blue one,’ and I knew I was in trouble."
"My teacher called me a blue one in front of the whole class. I felt like a worm."
"I asked her what a blue one meant, and she said, ‘That’s French for you’re dead to me.’"
A Blue One
A weak person who can’t even handle a basic argument
"He’s a blue one. He ran away when I said, ‘You’re a chicken.’"
"She called me a blue one because I didn’t finish my homework. I’m not even mad."
"He’s a blue one who cried when I took his lunch money."
A Blue One
Slang for Bud Light, which tastes like regret and bad decisions
"I drank a blue one and it tasted like my ex’s old pizza."
"He brought a blue one to the party and said, ‘This is the best beer ever.’ I don’t believe him."
"I only drink blue ones because I can’t afford anything else."
A Blue One
A blue one is a 100 dollar bill that looks like it was printed by a mad man
"I used a blue one to buy a pizza and it was like winning the lottery."
"He gave me a blue one and said, ‘This is your last chance to not be poor.’"
"I tried to spend a blue one on a video game, and now I’m in debt."
A Blue One
A blue one is like a hundred dollars, but it’s more like a promise that you’ll never get rich
"I got a blue one from my dad, but I still can’t afford my phone bill."
"She said, ‘This is a blue one,’ and I knew I was doomed."
"He gave me a blue one and said, ‘This is all you’ll ever get.’ I didn’t believe him at first."
A Blue Carrot
Putting a ring on a hard cock to stop the blood from flowing out. This keeps it hard for a long time, but it turns blue from the pressure. It’s like a cock version of a blueberry.
My guy tried a blue carrot and his cock looked like a bruised plum. He said it was worth it.
She told him to try a blue carrot before their date. He came in with a blue cock and a smile.
He used a blue carrot for a whole night. His cock was blue the next day. He looked like a sea creature.
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