A Blue One

"I only have a blue one to buy my coffee. I'm broke, but at least I'm Canadian."

"He gave me a blue one for my birthday. It's like getting a participation trophy for being alive."

"I tried to buy a pizza with a blue one. The guy looked at me like I had two heads."

"I spent my blue 1 on weed and now I’m stuck in a bathroom with a guy who thinks he’s a rapper."

"She dropped a blue 1 on the table and said, ‘This is your last chance.’ I took it."

"My blue 1 was stolen by a kid who looked like he had just been kicked out of a circus."

"He said, ‘You’re a blue one,’ and I knew I was in trouble."

"My teacher called me a blue one in front of the whole class. I felt like a worm."

"I asked her what a blue one meant, and she said, ‘That’s French for you’re dead to me.’"

"He’s a blue one. He ran away when I said, ‘You’re a chicken.’"

"She called me a blue one because I didn’t finish my homework. I’m not even mad."

"He’s a blue one who cried when I took his lunch money."

"I drank a blue one and it tasted like my ex’s old pizza."

"He brought a blue one to the party and said, ‘This is the best beer ever.’ I don’t believe him."

"I only drink blue ones because I can’t afford anything else."

"I used a blue one to buy a pizza and it was like winning the lottery."

"He gave me a blue one and said, ‘This is your last chance to not be poor.’"

"I tried to spend a blue one on a video game, and now I’m in debt."

"I got a blue one from my dad, but I still can’t afford my phone bill."

"She said, ‘This is a blue one,’ and I knew I was doomed."

"He gave me a blue one and said, ‘This is all you’ll ever get.’ I didn’t believe him at first."