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A Clumlotte

A Clumlotte is when you make a big mess like a toddler with a rocket. It’s usually a nice person who messes everything up and you’re too lazy to care.

Dropped my drink on the table. Then I knocked it over. Now I’m a drink explosion.

Spilled my juice on the floor. Then I slipped on it. Now I’m a juice monster.

Broke my glass. Then I threw it. Now I’m a glass warrior.

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A Clumlotte

A Clumlotte is when you crash into things like a mad cow. It’s usually a cute person who makes everything look fun and you’re too tired to be mad.

Knocked over a chair. Then I ran into it. Now I’m a chair crasher.

Dropped my cup. Then I stepped on it. Now I’m a cup destroyer.

Spilled my water on the floor. Then I slipped on it. Now I’m a water warrior.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Clumlotte

A Clumlotte is when you cause a mess like a drunk flamingo. It’s usually a nice person who looks cool while making everything a mess and you’re too lazy to yell.

Dropped my phone. Then I tripped on it. Now I’m a phone disaster.

Spilled my drink on the table. Then I knocked it over. Now I’m a drink explosion.

Broke my glass. Then I threw it. Now I’m a glass warrior.

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A Cloudy Night

A cloudy night is like a bad hangover in a glass. You mix cheap soda with fancy alcohol and then throw hot sauce and fruit juice in like it's your last chance to look cool.

My brother tried to make a cloudy night and it looked like someone vomited into a blender.

I made a cloudy night and it tasted like my mom’s old shoes.

At the party, the cloudy night was so bad, it got a standing ovation for being that bad.

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A Cloudy Night

A cloudy night is when you try to be fancy but end up with a drink that looks like a toddler threw a tantrum in a fruit bowl.

My date made a cloudy night and I left before it could finish.

My friend drank a cloudy night and cried like it was the end of the world.

My brother tried to impress his girlfriend with a cloudy night and she just laughed at him.

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A Cloudy Night

A cloudy night is the worst drink ever made by someone who thinks they’re a mixologist but are just really bad at mixing.

My cloudy night tasted like my dad’s old sneakers soaked in hot sauce.

I drank a cloudy night and my face turned red like a stop sign.

My friend tried to make a cloudy night and it looked like something a raccoon would throw up.

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A Clouded Pilot

You’re flying through the sky like a boss and you drop a golden turd midair and it slams into a jet like it’s the last thing it wants to see before it explodes.

I was doing a backflip and I let one rip and the jet went up in a puff of smoke and my pants were on fire.

I had to pee but I took a shit and it hit a plane so hard it made a sound like a goat got hit by a truck.

I was flying and I pooped and it hit a jet so hard it looked like it got a facepalm from God.

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A Clouded Pilot

You’re flying high and you let one rip so hard it hits a jet like it’s your ex and you’re mad.

I pooped so hard in the sky it made the jet do a loop-de-loop and then it crashed into a mountain.

I had to poop and I did it midair and it hit a jet so hard it made the pilot cry like a baby.

I let one rip and it hit a jet and it made a noise like a whale got hit by a truck.

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A Clouded Pilot

You’re flying and you take a big dump in the sky and it hits a jet like it’s your enemy and it crashes.

I took a big dump and it hit a jet like it was my enemy and the jet went up in smoke.

I was flying and I took a big dump and it hit a jet and the pilot looked like he just got fired.

I let one rip and it hit a jet so hard it looked like it got hit by a giant poop cannon.

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A Cloud

A Cloud is a person who is a total grump. They ruin every good time and make everyone feel like they're stuck in a bad mood.

'I swear, if you start moaning about the weather, I'm gonna scream.'

'He walked in and turned my party into a funeral.'

'She said, 'This is the worst day ever,' and I believed her.'

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A Cloud

A Cloud is someone who shows up when you're happy and messes everything up. But later you realize they were the best thing that ever happened to you, even though you end up crying when they leave.

'They came in like a hurricane, changed everything, then left like a ghost.'

'I didn't think I needed them, but now I miss them like hell.'

'They made me laugh until I cried, and then they left me broken.'

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A Cloud

A Cloud is a server that makes no sense to you. It's like it's doing something weird, and you're just sitting there confused.

'I clicked a button, and now my whole life is gone.'

'The server is doing weird things, and I have no idea why.'

'It's like the computer is speaking a different language.'

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A Cloud

A Cloud is a white thing in the sky that brings rain and makes your day miserable.

'The sky was blue, and then it rained, and my whole day died.'

'That cloud looked innocent, but it rained all day.'

'I was happy until that cloud showed up.'

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A Cloud

A Cloud is a person who is always lying, judging, and doing bad stuff. They're full of nonsense and never do anything right.

'He's the worst. He lies, judges, and is always up to something bad.'

'She's the most sneaky person I know. She's always up to no good.'

'He's full of shit and always tells lies.'

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A Cloud

A Cloud is a magical place where everything works perfectly. No crashes, no mistakes, and everyone is happy forever. It’s like heaven for people who hate technology.

'In the Cloud, everything is perfect. No viruses, no crashes, no problems.'

'If I had a Cloud, I’d never cry again.'

'It’s like a fairy tale where everything is perfect and no one makes mistakes.'

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