A Clumlotte

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A Clumlotte is when someone knocks over a whole lake with their face in two seconds. It’s usually a hot mess that looks cool and you’re too lazy to be mad.
Spilled my coffee on the floor. Then I tripped into it. Now I’m a human puddle.
Dropped my phone in the toilet. Then I sat on it. Now it’s a toilet bomb.
Broke my glass of wine. Then I threw it at the wall. Now I’m a wine monster.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Clumlotte is when you crash into something like a drunk ninja. It’s usually a pretty person who makes everything look easy and you’re too tired to yell.
Knocked over a lamp. Then I ran into the wall. Now I’m a lamp warrior.
Spilled my soup on the floor. Then I slipped on it. Now I’m a soup disaster.
Dropped my plate. Then I stepped on it. Now I’m a plate catastrophe.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Clumlotte is when you make a big mess like a toddler with a rocket. It’s usually a nice person who messes everything up and you’re too lazy to care.
Dropped my drink on the table. Then I knocked it over. Now I’m a drink explosion.
Spilled my juice on the floor. Then I slipped on it. Now I’m a juice monster.
Broke my glass. Then I threw it. Now I’m a glass warrior.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Clumlotte is when you crash into things like a mad cow. It’s usually a cute person who makes everything look fun and you’re too tired to be mad.
Knocked over a chair. Then I ran into it. Now I’m a chair crasher.
Dropped my cup. Then I stepped on it. Now I’m a cup destroyer.
Spilled my water on the floor. Then I slipped on it. Now I’m a water warrior.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Clumlotte is when you cause a mess like a drunk flamingo. It’s usually a nice person who looks cool while making everything a mess and you’re too lazy to yell.
Dropped my phone. Then I tripped on it. Now I’m a phone disaster.
Spilled my drink on the table. Then I knocked it over. Now I’m a drink explosion.
Broke my glass. Then I threw it. Now I’m a glass warrior.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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