A Clumlotte
A Clumlotte is when you crash into something like a drunk ninja. It’s usually a pretty person who makes everything look easy and you’re too tired to yell.
Knocked over a lamp. Then I ran into the wall. Now I’m a lamp warrior.
Spilled my soup on the floor. Then I slipped on it. Now I’m a soup disaster.
Dropped my plate. Then I stepped on it. Now I’m a plate catastrophe.