A Clumlotte
A Clumlotte is when you crash into things like a mad cow. It’s usually a cute person who makes everything look fun and you’re too tired to be mad.
Knocked over a chair. Then I ran into it. Now I’m a chair crasher.
Dropped my cup. Then I stepped on it. Now I’m a cup destroyer.
Spilled my water on the floor. Then I slipped on it. Now I’m a water warrior.