A Clouded Pilot - You’re flying and you take a big dump in the sky and it hits

You’re flying and you take a big dump in the sky and it hits a jet like it’s your enemy and it crashes.

I took a big dump and it hit a jet like it was my enemy and the jet went up in smoke.

I was flying and I took a big dump and it hit a jet and the pilot looked like he just got fired.

I let one rip and it hit a jet so hard it looked like it got hit by a giant poop cannon.