Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A chick you shouldn’t have had sex with, but you did. They’re usually as big as a couch.

That girl from the 7th grade was a Closter. Still got the baby.

My cousin dated a Closter. Now they have three kids and a mortgage.

You had sex with a Closter. You're a legend now.

2

A town that’s so dead, it’s like every night is a Monday. No fun. No life.

Closter is like my life. No Friday nights. Just Monday vibes.

That town is so boring, even the dogs are tired.

Closter is the place where your life got canceled.

3

A town full of rich kids who think they’re the best. They fight, they talk trash, and they waste their parents’ money like it’s free.

Closter kids are like rich brats. They fight over who has the best car.

My cousin went to Closter. She had a fist fight over a boy.

Rich kids in Closter waste their parents’ money like it’s confetti.

4

A posh town where everyone’s a snob. They have dumb parties with cheap beer and kids who think they’re cool because of their shirts.

Closter parties are just people drinking warm beer and taking selfies.

At that Closter party, I saw a kid wearing Ed Hardy like it was a religion.

Closter kids think they’re cool. They’re not.

5

A town in New Jersey that’s not very smart. Some people there think being rich means they’re better than everyone else.

Closter is like a brain that forgot how to think.

That kid from Closter thinks he’s rich. He’s not.

Closter people are like rich fools who think they’re cool.

6

Everything to do with Asians. There are so many in Closter, it’s like a nail salon convention.

Closter is like a nail salon explosion. There are 5 million Asians there.

That girl from Closter did her nails 10 times a day.

Closter has so many Asians, they have their own language.

7

A boring town near New York where I grew up. It’s full of rich people and kids who used to be the worst in the 60s.

Closter is like a boring town near New York. It’s full of rich people and brats.

That town is so dead, it’s like a zombie suburb.

Closter used to be the worst. Now it’s just average.