A Closter - A posh town where everyone’s a snob. They have dumb parties

A posh town where everyone’s a snob. They have dumb parties with cheap beer and kids who think they’re cool because of their shirts.

Closter parties are just people drinking warm beer and taking selfies.

At that Closter party, I saw a kid wearing Ed Hardy like it was a religion.

Closter kids think they’re cool. They’re not.