A Clouded Pilot - You’re flying high and you let one rip so hard it hits a jet

You’re flying high and you let one rip so hard it hits a jet like it’s your ex and you’re mad.

I pooped so hard in the sky it made the jet do a loop-de-loop and then it crashed into a mountain.

I had to poop and I did it midair and it hit a jet so hard it made the pilot cry like a baby.

I let one rip and it hit a jet and it made a noise like a whale got hit by a truck.