A Cloudy Night
A cloudy night is like a bad hangover in a glass. You mix cheap soda with fancy alcohol and then throw hot sauce and fruit juice in like it's your last chance to look cool.
My brother tried to make a cloudy night and it looked like someone vomited into a blender.
I made a cloudy night and it tasted like my mom’s old shoes.
At the party, the cloudy night was so bad, it got a standing ovation for being that bad.