A drive

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A smelly, loud, stinky hole. Could be a guy or a girl. Either way, it's a pain in the ass.
My cousin's drive is louder than my brother's car horn.
I told my friend, 'Your drive is worse than my old gym teacher's socks.'
At the Drive-In is the only band I've ever seen that makes my drive feel like it's getting a divorce.
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A way to tell someone to leave. Like you're tired of their stink and their noise.
'Get out of here,' I said. 'Your drive is giving me a headache.'
My mom said, 'You're like a drive. Just go away.'
He told me, 'You're a drive. I'm outta here.'
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A band from El Paso that made music so loud it woke up the dead. Then they split up and made two other bands that are still arguing about who's better.
'At the Drive-In made music like I was at a rave with my dad's old band.'
I still can't believe they split up. It's like my friends broke up over a pizza fight.
They made a song called 'One Armed Scissor' and it was so loud it made my neighbor scream.
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The worst thing about driving. It's like Murphy's Law, but for people who hate traffic and know how to make it worse.
I was in traffic and thought, 'This is the Murphy's Law of Driving.'
My dad said, 'The Murphy's Law of Driving is the worst thing since my old job.'
Every time I get into a car, I swear Murphy's Law is watching me.
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The best band ever. So good, they made me hate everything else.
At the Drive-In is the best band. I don't even like my brother's band now.
I told my friend, 'At the Drive-In is the only band that matters.'
They split up, and I cried like my dog died.
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A gang member shooting while moving. Or someone who's trying to figure out what's going on before they do something stupid.
He did a drive-by and it was louder than my brother's car alarm.
She sussed out the situation before the cops showed up.
He did a drive-by and my neighbor screamed like a baby.
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The most amazing band ever. They had the best members, but they broke up and now I'm still mad about it.
At the Drive-In was like my favorite pizza. Then they split up and I cried.
I still miss them. They were like my old best friend.
They split up and now I'm stuck with Sparta and The Mars Volta.
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