A Tempe Hangover
when you drank so much your body was like, 'I'm done. I'm out.' and just quit on you
I tried to get up. My body said, 'I quit. I'm not doing this anymore.'
I texted my friend: 'My body quit on me. I am dying.'
I tried to go to work. My body said, 'Nope. I'm on strike.'