A Templeton - Templeton is when someone gives you a mouth job that smells

Templeton is when someone gives you a mouth job that smells like a garbage can and looks like a confused alpaca. It’s the worst kind of love.

My ex gave me a Templeton and I cried for a week.

I got Templeton from my brother and I now live in a tent.

My girlfriend gave me a Templeton and I ran away to the woods.