A Tempe Hangover - when you partied so hard your body gives up and takes a nap

when you partied so hard your body gives up and takes a nap for three days straight

I woke up in my pants on the floor. My brain was missing.

My roommate ate my pizza and I didn't even notice. I was too busy being dead.

I tried to text my mom. My phone died. My brain died. My life died.