A Tempe Hangover - when you drank so much your body was like, 'I can't take it

when you drank so much your body was like, 'I can't take it anymore' and just collapsed

I tried to walk. My body collapsed. I said, 'I am not walking anymore.'

I texted my friend: 'My body collapsed. I think I am dead.'

I tried to eat. My body said, 'Nope. I can't eat. I am dead.'