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Man, Faces Of Death was like listening to a broken record in a garbage can.

I tried to listen to it on a road trip and my buddy threw up in the backseat.

That album was so bad my dog walked out of the room.

My teacher made me listen to it during detention and I got in trouble for laughing too loud.

That album was so bad my mom banned it from the house.

I failed math because I was too busy listening to it instead of studying.

I had to listen to it every day during lunch, and I almost turned into a zombie.

That album was so loud my neighbor came to my house and yelled at me.

I tried to sleep with it on and ended up dreaming about it.

BOGWITh? I don't even know what that means, but I use it anyway.

My teacher said BOGWITh when I spilled soda on the floor.

BOGWITh! My mom just yelled that at me for eating three pies.

BOGWITh! My dog ate my homework.

BOGWITh! I failed my math test.

BOGWITh! My brother just stole my phone.

BOGWITh! I got a D on my science quiz.

BOGWITh! My cat knocked over my cereal.

BOGWITh! I forgot my lunch again.

BOGWITh! I failed my history test.

BOGWITh! My dog peed on my shoes.

BOGWITh! I got stuck in the elevator.

BOGWITh! I got a bad grade.

BOGWITh! My sister is being a***hole.

BOGWITh! My phone died in the middle of a video game.

BOGWITh! My dog chased my neighbor.

BOGWITh! I spilled my milk.

BOGWITh! I got in trouble again.

She laughed so hard she peed her pants during lunch.

She told the principal you were a walking meatball.

She sent you a text that said, 'You’re a donut with no sprinkles.'

She said your face looked like a melted crayon box.

She laughed so loud the cafeteria got a warning.

She told your mom you were a bad sandwich.

She told you your hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.

She made you cry in front of your crush.

She said you smelled like old pizza and regret.

She said you had the brain of a goldfish.

She laughed at your math test like it was a joke.

She told your teacher you were a walking embarrassment.

She said your shoes looked like they were from the 80s.

She laughed when you tripped in front of everyone.

She told you your voice was like a broken kazoo.

My cousin's ex is a BOFU B. She eats tacos for breakfast and still looks like a donut at 3 PM.

My mom called my sister a BOFU B because she wore socks with sandals to the grocery store.

My dog ran away from a BOFU B and hid under the couch for a week.

My gym teacher is a BOFU B. He wears a shirt that says 'I survived the 80s' and still smells like stale chips.

My neighbor’s mom is a BOFU B. She wears pajamas to work and talks to her plants.

My friend's uncle is a BOFU B. He eats cereal for dinner and still looks like he hasn't slept in a month.

My teacher’s mom is a BOFU B. She wore a hat with feathers and still managed to make me cry.

My friend’s aunt is a BOFU B. She wears sunglasses at 9 AM and still smells like a gym sock.

My cousin’s boss is a BOFU B. He wears a shirt that says 'I love donuts' and still looks like he needs a nap.

My uncle’s cousin is a BOFU B. He eats pizza for breakfast and still smells like a sock drawer.

My dog’s best friend is a BOFU B. She wears a shirt that says 'I survived the 70s' and still looks like a raccoon.

My mom’s best friend is a BOFU B. She wears a hat that looks like a muffin and still talks to her plants.

My friend’s brother is a BOFU B. He eats cereal for dinner and still looks like he hasn’t slept in a year.

My teacher’s best friend is a BOFU B. She wears a shirt that says 'I love donuts' and still smells like a sock.

My dog’s best friend’s mom is a BOFU B. She wears pajamas to work and still talks to her plants like they’re her kids.

My cousin’s boss is a BOFU B. He eats pizza for breakfast and still smells like a gym sock.

My mom’s best friend’s dad is a BOFU B. He wears a hat with feathers and still talks to his plants like they’re his kids.

My dog’s best friend’s brother is a BOFU B. He wears a shirt that says 'I survived the 80s' and still looks like he needs a nap.