B.O.F.U.B.
A walking mess that could make a garbage truck cry.
My uncle’s cousin is a BOFU B. He eats pizza for breakfast and still smells like a sock drawer.
My dog’s best friend is a BOFU B. She wears a shirt that says 'I survived the 70s' and still looks like a raccoon.
My mom’s best friend is a BOFU B. She wears a hat that looks like a muffin and still talks to her plants.