B.O.F.U.B.

My cousin's ex is a BOFU B. She eats tacos for breakfast and still looks like a donut at 3 PM.

My mom called my sister a BOFU B because she wore socks with sandals to the grocery store.

My dog ran away from a BOFU B and hid under the couch for a week.

My gym teacher is a BOFU B. He wears a shirt that says 'I survived the 80s' and still smells like stale chips.

My neighbor’s mom is a BOFU B. She wears pajamas to work and talks to her plants.

My friend's uncle is a BOFU B. He eats cereal for dinner and still looks like he hasn't slept in a month.

My teacher’s mom is a BOFU B. She wore a hat with feathers and still managed to make me cry.

My friend’s aunt is a BOFU B. She wears sunglasses at 9 AM and still smells like a gym sock.

My cousin’s boss is a BOFU B. He wears a shirt that says 'I love donuts' and still looks like he needs a nap.

My uncle’s cousin is a BOFU B. He eats pizza for breakfast and still smells like a sock drawer.

My dog’s best friend is a BOFU B. She wears a shirt that says 'I survived the 70s' and still looks like a raccoon.

My mom’s best friend is a BOFU B. She wears a hat that looks like a muffin and still talks to her plants.

My friend’s brother is a BOFU B. He eats cereal for dinner and still looks like he hasn’t slept in a year.

My teacher’s best friend is a BOFU B. She wears a shirt that says 'I love donuts' and still smells like a sock.

My dog’s best friend’s mom is a BOFU B. She wears pajamas to work and still talks to her plants like they’re her kids.

My cousin’s boss is a BOFU B. He eats pizza for breakfast and still smells like a gym sock.

My mom’s best friend’s dad is a BOFU B. He wears a hat with feathers and still talks to his plants like they’re his kids.

My dog’s best friend’s brother is a BOFU B. He wears a shirt that says 'I survived the 80s' and still looks like he needs a nap.