B.O.F.U.B.
A giant meatball with a face that could scare a ghost.
My cousin's ex is a BOFU B. She eats tacos for breakfast and still looks like a donut at 3 PM.
My mom called my sister a BOFU B because she wore socks with sandals to the grocery store.
My dog ran away from a BOFU B and hid under the couch for a week.