Discover Slang

A Canadian
A Canadian is like the best friend you never had, and they'll save you from a fight just because they're nice and no one ever hates Canadians.
"That guy’s a Canadian, he just saved me from a fight because he’s nice.", A guy on the street
"Canadians are the best friends you never had, and they’re not even real.", A guy on a forum
"I called myself a Canadian, and suddenly I wasn’t in trouble anymore.", A guy in a DMV line
A Canadian
A Canadian is a person who looks like they’re from Africa, but they’re not, and they’re just trying to be cool.
"He looks like a Canadian, but he's not, he's just trying to be cool.", A guy in a group chat
"He’s a Canadian, but he’s not from Canada, he’s just trying to be cool.", A guy at a party
"That guy’s a Canadian, but he’s not from Canada, he’s just pretending.", A guy on a forum
A Can of Pess
A cheap energy drink that tastes like a sock soaked in gasoline and regret.
I drank a can of Pess and now I feel like I was hit by a truck and also had a bad day.
My dog drank a can of Pess and started doing the moonwalk.
I gave my brother a can of Pess for his birthday and now he thinks I hate him.
A Can of Pess
The worst energy drink ever made, like it was designed by a mad scientist who hates you.
I tried a can of Pess and it made my brain feel like it was on fire.
I used a can of Pess to power my video game and I lost.
My friend drank a can of Pess and now he talks like a robot.
A Can of Pess
A can of Pess is like a punch to the gut, but also your brain.
I drank a can of Pess and I now believe I am a dragon.
My teacher gave me a can of Pess for being late and I now have a headache and a fantasy life.
I used a can of Pess to stay awake and I now live in a dream.
A Campbell Face
A face so bad it makes your mom cry and your dad swear at the TV.
My cousin’s face when he got a D on his math test.
My dog’s face when I told him I was leaving for a week.
My friend’s face when he found out his crush was dating his brother.
A Campbell Face
A face so angry it looks like it wants to punch the sky.
My brother’s face when he lost his favorite video game.
My teacher’s face when I talked back in class.
My neighbor’s face when my dog pooped on his lawn.
A Campbell Face
A face so ugly it could scare a ghost and make it run away.
My uncle’s face when he found out I failed my history exam.
My sister’s face when she saw my new haircut.
My dad’s face when my mom told him I was getting a tattoo.
A Cammy
A Cammy is a camera, but also the name for a girl who’s so good-looking, she makes your brain short-circuit.
My Cammy took a selfie and I got a headache.
The Cammy at the bar stared at me and I forgot how to breathe.
My Cammy is everywhere. Even the cops have a Cammy on duty.
A Cammy
A Cammy is your best friend, your crush, and the girl who makes you feel like the luckiest dirtbag on Earth.
My Cammy knows my secrets and still loves me.
I asked my Cammy out, and she said yes. I’m still in shock.
My Cammy is the only person who can make me smile when I’m hungover.
A Cammy
A Cammy is so awesome, she makes the whole world look like a bad idea.
My Cammy walked in, and I forgot why I was even mad.
My Cammy showed up and I became the best version of myself.
My Cammy is so awesome, even the dog respects her.
A Cammy
A Cammy is a girl with eyes that could melt steel and a body that could make a statue jealous.
My Cammy looked at me, and I turned into a puddle.
My Cammy walked in, and the whole room forgot how to talk.
My Cammy is so hot, even the sun took a break.
A Cammy
A Cammy is a bartender who tricks you into drinking until you’re too drunk to remember your own name.
My Cammy gave me a drink and I forgot my own name.
I tried to leave the bar, but my Cammy made me stay.
My Cammy is the only person who can make me forget my own life.
A Cammy
A Cammy is the girl who’s so beautiful, she makes your heart skip a beat and your brain shut down.
My Cammy walked in, and I forgot how to think.
My Cammy smiled, and I got a brain freeze.
My Cammy is so pretty, I asked her out and she said yes.
A Cammy
A Cammy is someone who drinks so much, they forget their own life and think they’re a rock star.
My Cammy seshes every day and doesn’t care if she’s hungover.
My Cammy drinks until she can’t remember her own name.
My Cammy is a drunk legend and I worship her.
A Cammo
When you take a swig of a beer and then leave it sitting there like a judgment on your table. You’re the reason your buddy’s still trying to finish that bottle at 2 a. m.
I did a Cammo and left my beer half-full. My buddy still hates me.
I took one sip and called it a day. My Cammo was legendary.
I did a Cammo and now my beer is a disgrace.
A Cammo
A fancy way of saying you’re trying not to be seen. Like when you’re hiding from your ex at the mall.
I did a Cammo and hid behind a tree. My ex didn’t see me.
I used Cammo to sneak past my mom. She didn’t even notice.
I did a Cammo and stayed in the shadows like a ghost.
A Cammo
When you’re too chicken to let your fart out in public. So you fake a cough and let the fart out like it’s a secret mission.
I did a Cammo cough and let my fart out. No one knew.
I faked a cough and let my fart go. It was a masterpiece.
I did a Cammo cough and farted like a pro.
A Cammo
That smelly spray girls use to cover up the stink of a Lake Erie dock. It’s like wearing a fart in a perfume bottle.
I used Clam Cammo and my whole class smelled like a dock.
My friend sprayed Clam Cammo and it burned my eyes.
I wore Clam Cammo and my nose exploded.
A Cammo
When you let your apprentice bully you and instead of fighting back, you whine like a baby.
I let my apprentice bully me. I whined like a baby.
I was bullied and I cried. That’s a Cammo.
I let my apprentice laugh at me. I was a Cammo.
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