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A Corner Creeper
The creepy old man who hides in the darkest corner of the bar, waiting for someone to come close so he can whisper something dirty and stare at them like they owe him money.
He sat in the corner of the bar and stared at me like I was his long-lost love.
He whispered, 'You’re beautiful,' and I wanted to throw my drink in his face.
He sat there like a ghost, waiting for someone to talk to him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Corner Creeper
The Facebook box in the top right that knows your business and never lets you forget it. It’s like having a nosy neighbor who tells everyone your secrets.
I saw my friend eat a taco and it showed me the whole time, like I was watching a movie.
It told me my friend liked a cat video and now I can’t stop laughing.
It showed me my friend posted a selfie and now I feel like I was there.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Corn Caterpillar
Pooping on someone's mustache just because you can and you're a dirty little bug
My bro pooped on my mustache during lunch. I tasted sh*t and regret.
She pooped on his mustache in the hallway. He looked like a confused raccoon.
He pooped on my mustache in the middle of a Zoom call. I lost it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Corn Caterpillar
When you take a dump on someone’s mustache for no reason and you’re proud of yourself
I took a dump on my friend’s mustache during a test. He got a zero and a stain.
She took a dump on his mustache during a dance. He looked like a confused flamingo.
He took a dump on my mustache during a fight. I cried and he laughed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Corn Caterpillar
The art of shitting on a mustache like it’s your personal canvas
She pooped on his mustache like it was a masterpiece. He looked like a smelly artist.
He pooped on my mustache during a movie. I had to leave and cry.
They pooped on each other’s mustache during a game. It was a mustache war.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Coons Age
A made-up word that means any old time. People use it when they're too lazy to say something like 'a while ago' or 'forever.'
I saw that movie in a coons age
My grandma’s still alive from a coons age
He said he’d come back in a coons age, and he never did
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Coons Age
A long time that people use when they want to sound like they live in the woods and don’t know how to tell time.
I haven’t seen my cousin in a coons age
He left the house in a coons age
I’ve been waiting for this for a coons age
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Coons Age
A really long time. Like, so long you might as well be dead.
I haven’t eaten in a coons age
He’s been missing for a coons age
She hasn’t replied in a coons age
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Coons Age
Backwoods slang that means about eight and a half years. Raccoons don’t live that long, so it’s probably a lie.
I haven’t seen that guy in a coons age
She’s been gone for a coons age
He’s been dead for a coons age
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Coons Age
A time so long ago it might as well be the stone age. Probably the worst kind of time ever.
I haven’t talked to my mom in a coons age
He hasn’t worked in a coons age
I haven’t seen that dog in a coons age
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Coons Age
A raccoon can live up to 16 years if it’s lucky and not eaten by a grizzly. That’s a coons age. And you’re probably not lucky.
I’ve been waiting for that in a coons age
I haven’t updated my profile in a coons age
He’s been drunk for a coons age
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Coons Age
Any time that happened before now. It doesn’t matter how long it was. It’s a coons age, and that’s all that matters.
I haven’t updated this site in a coons age
He’s been sleeping in a coons age
I’ve been waiting for this in a coons age
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cook Response
A reply so pointless it makes your brain hurt and your life worse.
Bro just told me he's gonna eat a whole pizza by himself. I said 'cool' and he said 'cool.'
I asked if we're going to the party and he said 'I guess.'
Told my mom I failed math and she said 'Okay.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cook Response
A message so useless it’s like throwing a sandwich at a dog and expecting it to solve world hunger.
I asked where the keys were and he said 'I don’t know.'
I told her I was going to the store and she said 'Alright.'
I asked for advice and he said 'Maybe.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cook Response
A reply that’s so empty it could be used to trap ghosts.
I said I was gonna pass the test and he said 'Cool.'
I told him my dog died and he said 'Okay.'
I asked for help and he said 'Maybe later.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cook Response
A response that’s so bad it makes your brain want to quit.
I said I was going to fail and he said 'Alright.'
I told him I was going to sleep and he said 'Cool.'
I asked what time it was and he said 'I don’t know.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cook Response
A reply that’s like a broken toaster, it does nothing and you’re just mad.
I asked if I could borrow his pencil and he said 'Maybe.'
I told him I was going to the gym and he said 'Okay.'
I said I was going to be late and he said 'Cool.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cook Response
A response that’s so weak it could be used to wipe a baby’s butt.
I told him I was going to cry and he said 'Alright.'
I asked for a hug and he said 'Maybe later.'
I said I was going to fail and he said 'Okay.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Convo Bomb
A convo bomb is when you drop a goddamn truth or old hurt like a grenade in the middle of a chat, and it explodes so hard, the conversation dies instantly.
You say, 'I know you cheated on me, why did you think I wouldn't find out?'
You bring up the time they stole your lunch money in third grade.
You say, 'You never even called me when I broke my leg.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Convo Bomb
A convo bomb is like photobombing but with words. You walk in like you own the conversation, and you don't leave even when everyone is begging you to.
You start talking about your ex during a group chat about the movie.
You cut someone off mid-sentence to tell everyone about your dog's weird obsession with socks.
You say, 'You all are so boring, I could fall asleep listening to you.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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