A Convo Bomb

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A convo bomb is when you drop a goddamn truth or old hurt like a grenade in the middle of a chat, and it explodes so hard, the conversation dies instantly.
You say, 'I know you cheated on me, why did you think I wouldn't find out?'
You bring up the time they stole your lunch money in third grade.
You say, 'You never even called me when I broke my leg.'
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A convo bomb is like photobombing but with words. You walk in like you own the conversation, and you don't leave even when everyone is begging you to.
You start talking about your ex during a group chat about the movie.
You cut someone off mid-sentence to tell everyone about your dog's weird obsession with socks.
You say, 'You all are so boring, I could fall asleep listening to you.'
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A convo bomb is when you crash a conversation like a drunk man at a party, and you don't even know you're not supposed to be there.
You start telling everyone about your weird dream in the middle of a serious discussion.
You interrupt a friend's story to blab about your weird new job.
You say, 'I didn't even know you were talking about me!'
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