A Cammo

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When you take a swig of a beer and then leave it sitting there like a judgment on your table. You’re the reason your buddy’s still trying to finish that bottle at 2 a. m.
I did a Cammo and left my beer half-full. My buddy still hates me.
I took one sip and called it a day. My Cammo was legendary.
I did a Cammo and now my beer is a disgrace.
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A fancy way of saying you’re trying not to be seen. Like when you’re hiding from your ex at the mall.
I did a Cammo and hid behind a tree. My ex didn’t see me.
I used Cammo to sneak past my mom. She didn’t even notice.
I did a Cammo and stayed in the shadows like a ghost.
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When you’re too chicken to let your fart out in public. So you fake a cough and let the fart out like it’s a secret mission.
I did a Cammo cough and let my fart out. No one knew.
I faked a cough and let my fart go. It was a masterpiece.
I did a Cammo cough and farted like a pro.
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That smelly spray girls use to cover up the stink of a Lake Erie dock. It’s like wearing a fart in a perfume bottle.
I used Clam Cammo and my whole class smelled like a dock.
My friend sprayed Clam Cammo and it burned my eyes.
I wore Clam Cammo and my nose exploded.
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When you let your apprentice bully you and instead of fighting back, you whine like a baby.
I let my apprentice bully me. I whined like a baby.
I was bullied and I cried. That’s a Cammo.
I let my apprentice laugh at me. I was a Cammo.
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That person who always forgets their wallet and tries to get free drinks. They’re the reason the bar is broke.
I forgot my wallet. I did a Cammo and got free drinks.
My friend forgot his wallet. He did a Cammo and got free drinks.
I was a Cammo and got free drinks. My wallet was forgotten.
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