A Can of Pess - The worst energy drink ever made, like it was designed by a

The worst energy drink ever made, like it was designed by a mad scientist who hates you.

I tried a can of Pess and it made my brain feel like it was on fire.

I used a can of Pess to power my video game and I lost.

My friend drank a can of Pess and now he talks like a robot.