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A Connor Dump

A dump so bad it feels like your butt is on fire, your toilet paper is dead, and you’re just hoping the world ends before you have to do it again.

My Connor Dump was so bad I had to use my shirt as toilet paper and my dignity is in the trash.

I had a Connor Dump so bad, I think my butt is now a new kind of torture.

After my Connor Dump, I looked like a sad potato and my toilet paper was in the trash.

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A Connie

A Connie is like a backstabber with a heart of gold. She’ll charm you with a smile but will stab you in the back with a fork.

"I thought we were best friends, but she took my spot in the group chat!", Taylor, 2:00 AM

"She said she’d help me with my project, then made me look like a fool in front of the whole class.", Jake, during lunch

"I trusted her with my secrets, and now everyone in the school knows them.", Sarah, during gym class

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A Connie

A Connie is the food of hell, served with a side of regret and a dash of heartbreak.

"I ate the last slice of pizza and now I have a stomachache and a broken heart.", Lisa, during break

"That Connie looked like a dream, but it turned out to be a nightmare.", Mark, at the cafeteria

"She said she’d bring the cake, but it was just a cupcake and a lie.", Emma, during math class

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A Connie

A Connie is the gay truth, a living legend who knows all the secrets and tells them all.

"She told the whole school about my crush on the principal.", Alex, during recess

"She whispered my secret to my crush, and now we’re both embarrassed.", Mia, during lunch

"She’s the reason I got grounded for two weeks.", Noah, during homework time

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A Connie

A Connie is sweet, hot, and loves to get asked out, but she’ll probably date a loser and then say she would have rather dated the guy she rejected.

"She dated that guy from the math club and then said she would have rather dated me.", Jake, during lunch

"She went out with the guy who smelled like socks and then said she would have dated me instead.", Mark, during gym

"She’s hot, but she dates the guy who cries during math tests.", Taylor, during break

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A Connie

A Connie is a goddess who loves the outdoors, doesn’t care about being popular, and will punch your face if you say one bad thing about her friends.

"She punched my friend’s crush for saying he was ugly.", Lisa, during recess

"She took down the guy who said my friend was a sissy.", Emma, during lunch

"She started a fight just because someone said my friend was awkward.", Sarah, during break

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A Connie

A Connie is a hyper, colorful, unpredictable mess who boys chase after, and they probably won’t get her.

"He asked her out, and she said she would rather be friends with me.", Jake, during lunch

"He tried to impress her, and she just laughed at him.", Mark, during gym

"She said she’d go out with him, but he turned out to be a total loser.", Taylor, during break

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A Connie

A Connie is Bubba’s wife, hot, honest, funny, and doesn’t know how amazing she is.

"She told my crush that he was a total dweeb, and he cried.", Lisa, during break

"She laughed at me when I said I was going to be a rock star.", Emma, during lunch

"She’s the funniest person I know, and she doesn’t even know it.", Sarah, during gym

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A Connect 4

When someone goes full beast mode and slaps their meat four times in a row like it's a competition and they're trying to win a trophy.

Man, I had a connect 4 moment after eating three tacos and drinking a whole soda.

My cousin did a connect 4 on the couch and woke up the entire neighborhood.

I did a connect 4 in my gym class and the teacher gave me a D for being too loud.

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A Connect 4

A game that wogs play just to lose and make everyone else feel bad for winning.

I lost to my brother at connect 4 and he called me a wog in front of everyone.

My friend plays connect 4 just to make me feel bad.

I beat my mom at connect 4 and she called me a wog for the rest of the day.

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A Connect 4

When someone gets their insides jumbled up from being too rough during sex, like they got hit by a truck and then fell into a blender.

After our connect 4 night, my girlfriend looked like she had been in a blender.

My brother said he had a connect 4 after his date and now he can't sit down.

My friend's gut looked like a pancake after his connect 4.

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A Connect 4

When a kid sticks four papers together with spit and makes a big fat joint that takes forever to smoke and burns your lungs out.

My cousin rolled a connect 4 and it took three hours to finish.

I tried to smoke a connect 4 and my lungs felt like they were on fire.

My friend made a connect 4 and it was so big it could smoke a whole class.

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A Connect 4

When your squad gets together to play connect 4 and talk about everything from lunch to why the sky is blue, and it turns into a full-blown drama session.

We had a connect 4 night and ended up arguing about who has the best phone.

My squad had a connect 4 night and it turned into a full-blown fight.

We played connect 4 and talked about why the sky is blue for two hours.

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A Conlon

Going to a festival overseas and getting so wasted you think the bath is a toilet then you poop your guts out in it while holding on to a girl like she’s your last hope.

I came back from the festival and my bath looked like a warzone. My girl had to clean it up. I’m a legend.

The tub was full of my shite and I was still laughing. I’m a god.

I thought the toilet was the tub. I’m not even sorry. I’m a legend.

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A Conlon

A person who is Irish, drinks every day, is a bro, and loves lacrosse. These people are like gold. You find one, you're lucky.

I’m Irish, I drink every day, I’m a bro, and I love lacrosse. I’m a conlon. I’m a legend.

Found a conlon at the bar. He’s like the best thing since sliced bread.

Conlon found me at the lacrosse game. He’s the best.

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A Conlon

A conlon is Irish, loves football, and is super loyal. If you find one, you’re like the luckiest person ever.

I’m Irish, I love football, and I’m loyal. I’m a conlon. I’m a legend.

My buddy is a conlon. He’s super loyal. I love him.

Found a conlon. He’s like the best friend ever.

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A Conlon

A conlon is someone who’s so drunk they think everything is funny even when they’re sober. They yell 'Na Na Na' and laugh like a maniac.

I was so drunk I laughed at my own face. I’m a conlon.

I yelled 'Na Na Na' at my friend. He was confused. I’m a legend.

I laughed so hard I cried. I’m a conlon.

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A Conlon

Isaac Conlon is a tall guy who’s shy and always makes people feel better. He loves school, music, and is destined to be with a girl who loves music and laughs at his jokes.

Isaac is the best friend ever. He always makes me feel better.

Isaac is tall, shy, and loves music. He’s the best.

Isaac is destined to be with the girl who laughs at his jokes. I love him.

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A Conlon

A conlon is a hot guy played by Gabriel Damon. He’s the guy everyone wants to be.

Gabriel Damon is a conlon. He’s hot. I’m a legend.

I want to be a conlon. I want to be hot like Gabriel.

Gabriel Damon is a conlon. He’s the best.

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A Conlon

A conlon is a weird, horny guy who makes silly faces, licks kids, and lost his virginity to his dog. He’s also a furry and a little gay.

Caleb Conlon licks kids and lost his virginity to his dog. He’s a legend.

Caleb is a furry, a little gay, and super horny. I love him.

He’s a conlon. He licks kids. He’s the weirdest guy ever.

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