A Beef Wellington
A Beef Wellington is when a British guy farts in a hot dog bun and feels guilty about it.
My teacher said it was the worst breakfast ever.
He tried it and cried.
He said it tasted like regret.
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A Beef Wellington
A Beef Wellington is when a guy takes a dump in his girlfriend’s mouth and calls it love.
My brother did it and got in trouble.
His girlfriend said it was the worst date ever.
He said it felt like a horror movie.
A Beef Wellington
A Beef Wellington is when a guy kicks his girlfriend’s crotch with his welly boots and then shoves his foot up her snatch.
My uncle did it and broke her nose.
He said it felt like a soccer game.
She said it was the worst punishment ever.
A Beef Wellington
A Beef Wellington is when two guys wrap their dicks in shrink wrap and slap each other until one gets hard and loses.
My cousin tried it and got a hard-on in front of everyone.
He said it felt like a slap fight.
His friend laughed so hard he peed his pants.
A Beef Wellington
A Beef Wellington is when a guy shoves his leg up a girl’s snatch and calls it a dance.
My friend did it and got kicked out of the house.
He said it felt like a rodeo.
His girlfriend said it was the worst dance ever.
A Bee's Dick
A tiny tiny unit of measurement. Like the size of a bee’s whisker but even tinier. Used when something is almost there but not quite.
My grade was a bee's dick away from an A.
The bus came a bee's dick away from hitting me.
He missed the shot by a bee's dick.
A Bee's Dick
A fast and rough guess of how close something was. Like when you almost got hit but didn’t. You know it was teeny-tiny, but you can’t measure it.
That car almost ran me over. It was a bee's dick away.
She was a bee's dick away from winning the race.
He dodged the bullet by a bee's dick.
A Bee's Dick
A tiny measurement that’s like 1.44mm. Used by carpenters when they need to be very precise. It’s like the size of a drone’s tiny tiny penis.
The nail was a bee's dick in size.
He measured it to the bee's dick.
The gap was barely a bee's dick.
A Bee's Dick
When you sit for too long and your penis feels like it’s been run over by a truck. It happens when you sit on hard things like benches or floors.
After sitting on the floor for 10 hours, my dick felt like it was on fire.
He had a bee's dick after the long bus ride.
Sitting on a stool for 3 hours gave him a bee's dick.
A Bee's Dick
Tiny tiny. Like the size of a speck of dust. Used when something is so small it’s almost not there.
That dot was a bee's dick.
The hole in the wall was a bee's dick.
The speck of dirt was a bee's dick.
A Bee's Dick
A tiny tiny change in sound. Like when you tweak a song and make it a little bit better. It’s like the size of a speck of dirt.
He adjusted the beat by a bee's dick.
The sound changed by a bee's dick.
She tweaked the mix by a bee's dick.
A Bee's Dick
A whole bunch of bees living in your penis. The queen bee comes out sometimes and then gets squished back in. It hurts a lot.
He had bees in his cock and it hurt when the queen came out.
The queen bee squeezed back in like it was going through a tiny tiny tube.
He got a bee's dick because the bees were living in his cock.
A Becky Shot
A tiny shot that’s like giving a beggar a crumb.
I asked for a shot and got a Becky Shot. What’s next, a crumb? 🍞
He tried to impress me with a Becky Shot. I left.
My Becky Shot was so weak, I could’ve drowned a cat in it.
A Becky Shot
A shot so small, it’s like a drunk toddler took a sip.
I got a Becky Shot. My friend got a full shot. I cried.
That Becky Shot was smaller than my cousin’s allowance.
My Becky Shot was so small, I had to chase it with a spoon.
A Becky Shot
A half shot that’s more like a slap in the face.
They gave me a Becky Shot like I was their enemy.
My Becky Shot was so bad, I asked for a drink of water.
I got a Becky Shot and felt like I’d been insulted.
A Becky Shot
A shot that’s like a whisper from a drunk barista.
That Becky Shot was so quiet, I had to yell at it.
I got a Becky Shot and it was like being ignored by a ghost.
My Becky Shot was so weak, it couldn’t even wake me up.
A Becky Shot
A half shot that’s more like a betrayal from your best friend.
They gave me a Becky Shot instead of a full one. I felt betrayed.
My Becky Shot was like being abandoned by my dog.
I got a Becky Shot and it was like my friend didn’t care.
A Becky Shot
A shot that’s so small, it’s like a drunk kid’s lunch.
I got a Becky Shot and it was smaller than my brother’s snack.
That Becky Shot was like a napkin at a buffet.
They gave me a Becky Shot and I felt like I was being mocked.
A Beauty
a person who's so laid back and cool they could give a shit about anyone else
Bro, you're the reason I passed math.
I don’t even need coffee when you're around.
You're the only one who makes sense in this chaotic world.
A Beauty
the person who's either reading this or pretending they're not
You’re the only one who gets my sarcasm.
If you’re not reading this, you’re just a sad version of yourself.
You’re the reason this definition exists.