Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Beef Wellington is when a guy lays on top of a girl and takes a dump in her snatch before going down on her.

My cousin tried Beef Wellington and his mom had to take him to the ER.

My brother said it was the worst thing he ever did.

He said it felt like a subway ride in a sewer.

2

A Beef Wellington is when a guy farts in a girl’s mouth while she’s having a yeast infection and then screws her.

My neighbor tried it and now he’s afraid of yeast.

He said it smelled like a garbage can in summer.

His girlfriend threw up on him.

3

A Beef Wellington is when a British guy farts in a hot dog bun and feels guilty about it.

My teacher said it was the worst breakfast ever.

He tried it and cried.

He said it tasted like regret.

4

A Beef Wellington is when a guy takes a dump in his girlfriend’s mouth and calls it love.

My brother did it and got in trouble.

His girlfriend said it was the worst date ever.

He said it felt like a horror movie.

5

A Beef Wellington is when a guy kicks his girlfriend’s crotch with his welly boots and then shoves his foot up her snatch.

My uncle did it and broke her nose.

He said it felt like a soccer game.

She said it was the worst punishment ever.

6

A Beef Wellington is when two guys wrap their dicks in shrink wrap and slap each other until one gets hard and loses.

My cousin tried it and got a hard-on in front of everyone.

He said it felt like a slap fight.

His friend laughed so hard he peed his pants.

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A Beef Wellington is when a guy shoves his leg up a girl’s snatch and calls it a dance.

My friend did it and got kicked out of the house.

He said it felt like a rodeo.

His girlfriend said it was the worst dance ever.