Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny tiny unit of measurement. Like the size of a bee’s whisker but even tinier. Used when something is almost there but not quite.

My grade was a bee's dick away from an A.

The bus came a bee's dick away from hitting me.

He missed the shot by a bee's dick.

2

A fast and rough guess of how close something was. Like when you almost got hit but didn’t. You know it was teeny-tiny, but you can’t measure it.

That car almost ran me over. It was a bee's dick away.

She was a bee's dick away from winning the race.

He dodged the bullet by a bee's dick.

3

A tiny measurement that’s like 1.44mm. Used by carpenters when they need to be very precise. It’s like the size of a drone’s tiny tiny penis.

The nail was a bee's dick in size.

He measured it to the bee's dick.

The gap was barely a bee's dick.

4

When you sit for too long and your penis feels like it’s been run over by a truck. It happens when you sit on hard things like benches or floors.

After sitting on the floor for 10 hours, my dick felt like it was on fire.

He had a bee's dick after the long bus ride.

Sitting on a stool for 3 hours gave him a bee's dick.

5

Tiny tiny. Like the size of a speck of dust. Used when something is so small it’s almost not there.

That dot was a bee's dick.

The hole in the wall was a bee's dick.

The speck of dirt was a bee's dick.

6

A tiny tiny change in sound. Like when you tweak a song and make it a little bit better. It’s like the size of a speck of dirt.

He adjusted the beat by a bee's dick.

The sound changed by a bee's dick.

She tweaked the mix by a bee's dick.

7

A whole bunch of bees living in your penis. The queen bee comes out sometimes and then gets squished back in. It hurts a lot.

He had bees in his cock and it hurt when the queen came out.

The queen bee squeezed back in like it was going through a tiny tiny tube.

He got a bee's dick because the bees were living in his cock.