Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the first girl who made everyone laugh and also called you a fat flamingo

She laughed so hard she peed her pants during lunch.

She told the principal you were a walking meatball.

She sent you a text that said, 'You’re a donut with no sprinkles.'

2

the original girl who cackled like a hyena and insulted your face

She said your face looked like a melted crayon box.

She laughed so loud the cafeteria got a warning.

She told your mom you were a bad sandwich.

3

the first girl who made you cry and also called you a wet sock

She told you your hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.

She made you cry in front of your crush.

She said you smelled like old pizza and regret.

4

the original giggling girl who insulted your brain and made you feel like a loser

She said you had the brain of a goldfish.

She laughed at your math test like it was a joke.

She told your teacher you were a walking embarrassment.

5

the first girl who cackled and called you a walking disaster

She said your shoes looked like they were from the 80s.

She laughed when you tripped in front of everyone.

She told you your voice was like a broken kazoo.