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B-hamp

A clueless rapper who thinks fake race cars are cool. Basically a Lame with a bad habit.

"He raps about a race car named 'ZoomZoom' and I'm done.", @LameRapHater

His song is so bad it makes my dog cry.

He even wears a helmet like he's in a race.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-hamp

A total waste of a rapper who makes fake race car songs. Like a Lame, but with more trash.

"His music is so bad I could eat it.", @EatTheRap

I tried to listen to his album and my ears hurt.

He even has a dance move called 'Nitro Nod.' It's terrible.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-hamp

A stupid rapper who thinks fake race cars are the future. A Lame with a bad attitude.

"I almost got kicked out of the concert because I laughed at his dance.", @RapDrama

He raps about a race car named 'Speedy McFast' and I'm done.

His music is so bad it should be illegal.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-hamp

A total mess of a rapper who makes fake race car songs. Like a Lame, but with more mess.

"His song made my neighbor quit listening to rap.", @RapHater2000

He even has a song called 'Turbo Trash.' It's as bad as it sounds.

His dance moves are so bad they're a crime.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-hamp

A worthless rapper who makes terrible songs about fake race cars. Basically a Lame who's out of luck.

"I can't stand his music, it's like listening to a broken radio.", @RapRadioHater

He even wears a shirt that says 'I Love ZoomZoom.' It's the worst.

His new album is called 'Nitro Nonsense 2' and it's just as bad.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-gusted

You got caught doing something stupid even though everyone already knew you were full of crap.

I was eating pizza at 2 a. m. and my mom walked in like she was a detective.

My dog ate my homework and I tried to blame my brother, but he had a alibi.

I tried to fake being sick so I could skip math, but the teacher saw me playing video games on my phone.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-gusted

You got busted doing something you already had no chance of hiding.

I tried to hide my video game addiction, but my dad saw me playing for 6 hours straight.

I told my teacher I lost my test, but she had a copy of it in her desk.

I tried to sneak out of the house, but my little brother saw me and told my mom.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-gusted

You got caught in a mess even though you knew you were going to get caught.

I tried to hide my messy room, but my mom walked in and saw my socks on the ceiling.

I told my friend I was going to the store, but I was actually at the mall playing Fortnite.

I tried to act like I wasn’t eating cake at 10 p. m., but my brother saw the crumbs on my face.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-gusted

You were exposed for your nonsense even though you knew it was all fake.

I said I was doing my homework, but my teacher saw me drawing a cat on my paper.

I told my mom I was going to the library, but I was actually at the park with my friends.

I said I was tired, but I was actually watching a movie on my phone.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-gusted

You got caught doing something dumb when you already knew it was going to backfire.

I tried to blame my dog for eating my lunch, but he had a full belly.

I told my teacher I forgot my pencil, but I had 10 in my backpack.

I said I was sick, but I was just playing with my phone in my bed.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-grade stinker

a piece of junk so lousy it makes you want to throw it in a trash can and dance on it

That movie was a B-grade stinker. I watched it twice just to see if it would get worse.

The pizza was a B-grade stinker. I almost cried.

That app is a B-grade stinker. It crashed my phone and my soul.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-grade stinker

a thing so bad it’s like watching a goat eat a hot dog and then punch you in the face

That movie was a B-grade stinker. I could’ve survived a nuclear bomb.

That concert was a B-grade stinker. I almost walked out and never came back.

That dating app was a B-grade stinker. I matched with a raccoon.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-grade stinker

a failure so complete it should have its own award for being the worst

That movie was a B-grade stinker. I got a headache and a coupon for a free donut.

That game was a B-grade stinker. I lost my money and my dignity.

That job was a B-grade stinker. I walked out and cried in the parking lot.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-gar

A bird that looks like a budgie or has a beak so tiny it looks like it was stolen by a toddler.

My B-gar is so small it thinks it's a snack.

That bird is a B-gar. It’s like a tiny f***ing parrot with a beak the size of a pebble.

I saw a B-gar in my cereal. It was like a bird version of a breakfast surprise.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-gar

A bird so small it probably thinks it’s a snack and not a living thing.

That B-gar is so tiny it’s like it was born in a sock.

My B-gar is the only bird that f***ing laughs at me.

I named my B-gar ‘Budgie’ because it looked like a budgie and I was too lazy to think of anything else.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-gar

A bird that looks like a budgie, or a beak so tiny it’s like it was f***ing shrunken.

My B-gar is so tiny it hides in my coffee mug.

That bird is a B-gar. It has a beak so small it looks like it was drawn by a kid.

I thought I was getting a parrot, but it turned out to be a B-gar. I’m f***ing mad.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-gap

When you suck a chick's dick through her two front teeth gaps like she's your personal meat machine.

I just did a B-gap on my crush and she said I'm the best she's ever had.

My friend tried a B-gap and ended up with a toothache and a hard-on.

She did a B-gap on me and I lost my lunch and my dignity.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-gap

When you get tackled in the ass instead of running through the A gap like a total idiot in Madden.

I got tackled in the ass and my friend laughed so hard he fell off the couch.

He chose the B-gap and got hit so hard he cried like a baby.

I tried to run through the A gap and got tackled in the ass like I was a rookie.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-funk

a clueless, lying, cheap, target-shopping, train-loving, half-witted, sex-obsessed, fake-gamer, rock-mad, lonely, sack of nonsense who thinks he's cool.

DM: 'I know more about trains than you ever will. I also know your mom's name.'

Tweet: 'I'm not a casual gamer. I'm a legend. Also, I own 30 train tickets.'

Text: 'You're just jealous I can name all the bands from the 70s and still remember my password.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-funk

a dumb, lying, cheap, target-shopping, train-loving, half-witted, sex-obsessed, fake-gamer, rock-mad, lonely, sack of nonsense who thinks he's cool.

Text: 'You think you're cool? I've got a train schedule and a band poster. You've got a crush on a cashier.'

Tweet: 'I can name every band from the 70s. You can't even name your own password.'

DM: 'You're just jealous I've got a train ticket and you've got a crush on your coworker.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago