B-funk
a dumb, lying, cheap, target-shopping, train-loving, half-witted, sex-obsessed, fake-gamer, rock-mad, lonely, sack of nonsense who thinks he's cool.
Text: 'You think you're cool? I've got a train schedule and a band poster. You've got a crush on a cashier.'
Tweet: 'I can name every band from the 70s. You can't even name your own password.'
DM: 'You're just jealous I've got a train ticket and you've got a crush on your coworker.'