B-gar

My B-gar is so small it thinks it's a snack.

That bird is a B-gar. It’s like a tiny f***ing parrot with a beak the size of a pebble.

I saw a B-gar in my cereal. It was like a bird version of a breakfast surprise.

That B-gar is so tiny it’s like it was born in a sock.

My B-gar is the only bird that f***ing laughs at me.

I named my B-gar ‘Budgie’ because it looked like a budgie and I was too lazy to think of anything else.

My B-gar is so tiny it hides in my coffee mug.

That bird is a B-gar. It has a beak so small it looks like it was drawn by a kid.

I thought I was getting a parrot, but it turned out to be a B-gar. I’m f***ing mad.