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Baalai Bhayena
You don’t care if the world explodes or if your mom died.
Your dog ran away and I’m still playing video games. Baalai Bhayena.
You’re yelling about your grades and I’m still snoring. Baalai Bhayena.
Your dad just got arrested and I’m still eating cereal. Baalai Bhayena.
Baalai Bhayena
You don’t care about anyone or anything even if they punch you in the face.
You’re crying about your crush and I’m still eating my burger. Baalai Bhayena.
You got detention and I’m still sleeping. Baalai Bhayena.
You’re screaming at me and I’m still eating my lunch. Baalai Bhayena.
Baalai Bhayena
You don’t care about anything even if the sky falls on your head.
You’re crying about your grades and I’m still playing Fortnite. Baalai Bhayena.
You got kicked out of school and I’m still watching YouTube. Baalai Bhayena.
You’re screaming at me and I’m still eating my fries. Baalai Bhayena.
Baalai Bhayena
You don’t give a damn and don’t care if the whole world burns down.
You’re crying about your ex and I’m still eating my pizza. Baalai Bhayena.
You got grounded and I’m still playing video games. Baalai Bhayena.
You’re screaming at me and I’m still eating my chips. Baalai Bhayena.
Baalai Bhayena
You don’t care about anything even if your whole family is in jail.
You’re crying about your grades and I’m still eating my burger. Baalai Bhayena.
You got kicked out of the house and I’m still watching TV. Baalai Bhayena.
You’re screaming at me and I’m still eating my fries. Baalai Bhayena.
Baala
A human who thinks they're perfect and gets mad when anyone dares to disagree. They're so full of themselves they might explode.
My cousin is a Baala. She failed a test and blamed the teacher for it.
My boss is a Baala. He thinks he's the best at everything, even though he can't spell 'accommodate'.
My ex is a Baala. She dumped me for a guy who can't even tie his shoes.
Baala
The kind of person who makes your life a nightmare just to watch you suffer. They're the reason you’re up all night crying.
My neighbor is a Baala. She made me fail my math test on purpose just to prove I was worse than her.
My teacher is a Baala. He gives impossible homework and laughs when we cry.
My sister is a Baala. She stole my lunch money and told me I was too fat to eat it.
Baal's Special Spot
The exact spot on Crossfire where Baal stands and yells at you until you die. It’s his special place and no one else gets to use it. You’re just a sad, dying person in his way.
I stood there and got shot by Baal. He yelled ‘YOU ARE A DUMMY!’
He screamed so loud my dog ran out of the house.
I tried to take his spot. He killed me 3 times and called me a ‘noob’.
Baal's Special Spot
Baal’s favorite spot on Crossfire. He’s been there since 2009 and he’s not leaving. He’s got a deal with the game and you’re just a meat shield for him.
He’s been there so long the map has a scar from his screaming.
I tried to run past him. He shot me and said, ‘You’re not getting past me, dummy.’
He killed me 20 times and still called me a ‘lame noob’.
Baal's Special Spot
The spot Baal claims on Crossfire and he doesn’t let anyone else touch it. If you go there, he’ll yell at you until you cry and die. You’re just a fool in his way.
I tried to go there. He yelled at me and I cried like a baby.
He called me a ‘noob’ and shot me until my screen went black.
I walked into his spot. He screamed ‘YOU ARE A FOOL’ and killed me instantly.
Baal Shem Tov
Baal Shem Tov was a rabbi who lived in what is now Ukraine and was so holy he could probably make God blush. He started the Hasidic Judaism thing because he was tired of people just reading the Torah and not having any fun.
My grandma says he was the first guy who could talk to God without getting yelled at.
He started Hasidic Judaism because he wanted people to dance, sing, and not just sit there like a bunch of tired potatoes.
He was so good at mysticism, he probably could’ve been the devil’s best friend if he wanted to be.
Baal Shem Tov
Baal Shem Tov was a rabbi with a magical name and a magical life. He started Hasidic Judaism because he got tired of people being boring and not using their powers.
He was like the original superhero, but instead of a cape, he had a prayer book.
He got so good at mysticism, he probably could’ve defeated the devil in a karaoke battle.
He was so holy, he might’ve been the reason God took a lunch break.
Baal Shem Tov
Baal Shem Tov was a rabbi who lived in Ukraine and was so good at mysticism, he could probably make the devil cry. He started Hasidic Judaism because he was tired of people just reading the Torah and not having any fun.
He was the first guy who could talk to God and not get yelled at.
He started Hasidic Judaism because he wanted people to dance and sing instead of sitting there like a bunch of tired potatoes.
He was so good at mysticism, he could’ve been the devil’s best friend if he wanted to be.
Baal Nathi
BN is an old group of jerks from India who were led by a stupid king named Mahaan Tirakot and his dumb army called Tirkits. They were total messes, always doing crazy stuff and thinking like farts.
My cousin says he’s a BN descendant, which means he’s a total chaos magnet.
BNs probably invented TikTok before it was cool, but they called it ‘mischiefs’.
My teacher thinks BNs are real, but I think they’re just my friends pretending to be ancient.
Baal Nathi
BN people are like brain-dead monkeys who don’t have cilia, which is the most important hair in your brain that makes you sane. Without it, you’re just a walking disaster.
My dog thinks he’s a BN because he runs around like he’s on fire.
I told my mom I was a BN and she said I could go to bed without eating dinner.
My brother tried to be a BN but just ended up burning my room down.
Baal Nathi
BN is a bunch of stupid people who lived way back when, and they had no idea what cilia was. They probably thought it was just a fancy word for ‘brain farts’.
My friend’s dog is a BN, and it hates vacuum cleaners.
I think my grandpa is a BN because he yells at the TV like it’s his enemy.
My teacher said BNs were real, but I still think it’s just a made-up excuse for being dumb.
Baaklini
You’re Lebanese and you looked up your last name. You’re a genius, a beauty, and you laugh so hard you make everyone else cry. People respect you and wish they had your DNA.
My cousin Baaklini is the only person who can make my grandma laugh while she’s yelling at me.
Baaklini is the reason I know what a genius looks like, and it’s terrifying.
I looked up Baaklini and now I’m questioning my life choices.
Baaklini
You’re Lebanese and you Googled your last name. You’re smart, hot, and you laugh so loud it sounds like a war. Everyone else wants to be you, even if they don’t know why.
Baaklini is the only person who can make my brother cry with laughter and then scream at him for it.
I looked up Baaklini and now I’m jealous of my own family.
Baaklini is like a superhero who laughs so hard it’s a power.
Baaklini
You’re Lebanese and you searched your last name. You’re a brain, a bombshell, and you laugh so much it’s like a party in your head. People want to be around you because you’re awesome and you don’t even know it.
Baaklini is the reason my mom started laughing in the middle of a grocery store.
I looked up Baaklini and now I’m trying to be as cool as them.
Baaklini is like my cousin’s brain, my sister’s face, and my uncle’s laugh all in one person.
Baais
A Baais is a loudmouth who talks too much and needs a nap. They love dark-skinned girls, hit things really hard, and have a family so big it’s like a small town. They’re tall enough to knock you out.
That Baais just yelled at the whole gym for no reason. I think he needs a punch and a nap.
Baais is here! He brought his whole family and a basketball.
I saw a Baais flirting with my cousin. He’s gonna get a face full of basketball.
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