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Babanuts
When someone is so dumb they think a chicken is a vegetable and they still have all their teeth
He said the chicken was a vegetable because it was on the plate. I gave up.
She tried to make a salad with a chicken. It didn’t work. She still thinks it’s a genius move.
He tried to wear the chicken like a hat. It ran away. He thinks it’s a prank.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babanox
A half-human creature that lives in a car like a slob and only comes out to smoke JUULs and avoid talking to your mom.
I saw him parked outside my house for 3 hours just to avoid my mom's nagging.
He texted me 'I'd rather die than go to your mom's house again.'
He drove by my house and yelled, 'Your mom is the devil!' through his JUUL.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babanox
A weird human that stays in their car, eats JUULs like they're going out of style, and won’t even look at your parents.
He texted me, 'I saw your mom and I almost cried.'
He drove by my house and screamed, 'Your dad is a ghost!' through his JUUL.
He told me he’d rather live in a car forever than see my mom again.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babanox
A human that lives in a car, chugs JUULs all day, and runs from your parents like they’re going to kill him.
He texted me, 'Your mom is the worst. I’d rather be a ghost.'
He drove by my house and yelled, 'Your dad is a monster!' through his JUUL.
He told me he’d rather die than go to my mom’s house again.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babanov
A giant man with the strength of ten bulls who probably shits bricks and calls it a lifestyle.
Babanov lifted my car like it was a toy and said, 'You're weak, kid.'
He ate my entire pizza and left a 500-pound tip.
I tried to argue with him and he gave me a black eye and a compliment.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babanov
A man so tough he doesn't need a gym, he just yells at the sidewalk and it breaks.
He yelled at my dog and the dog ran away screaming.
He broke my phone by looking at it like it was a problem.
I tried to beat him up and he laughed and called me a crybaby.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babanov
The human version of a bulldozer, but with more swear words and less dirt.
He bulldozed through my house and said, 'This place is a disgrace.'
He ran over my car and called it a 'fancy toy.'
He took my lunch money and called me a 'wimp.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babanov
A man so strong he doesn't need a bicep, he just needs a middle finger and a bad attitude.
He flipped me off and my whole body shook.
He waved his finger and my phone dropped dead.
He told me I was a 'chump' and I believed him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babanov
A man so tough, he doesn't even need a sword, he just needs a laugh and a punch.
He laughed at my joke and I got a black eye.
He punched my wall and my wall cried.
He told me I was 'pathetic' and I believed him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babanov
The kind of man who doesn't just lift weights, he lifts your hopes and your dignity.
He lifted my hopes and then threw them away.
He lifted my dignity and then laughed at me.
He lifted my weights and then called me a 'lame-o.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babanitas
When someone is so messed up from a hangover they can't tell if they're at a funeral or a party.
I thought I was going to work. Turns out I was at my mom's house. Again.
I tried to text my boss. I sent a picture of my cat wearing my hat. He fired me.
I sat on the floor. I don't remember getting up. I don't remember getting down.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babanitas
When you're so drunk you can't even pretend you're sober anymore.
I tried to drink coffee. It tasted like vodka. I cried.
I called my mom. I told her I was going to be a wizard. She hung up.
I tried to walk. I tripped over my own foot. I don't know why I had feet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babanitas
When you're so out of it you think your friend is a ghost.
I saw my friend. I screamed. I thought he was a ghost. He was just wearing my shirt.
I tried to eat. I grabbed my phone. I tried to text it. It didn't respond.
I tried to remember my name. I couldn't. I asked my dog. He just barked.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babanitas
When you're so hungover you think you're in a horror movie.
I looked in the mirror. I thought I was in a horror movie. I screamed. I didn't know I was me.
I tried to brush my teeth. I threw up. I thought it was a monster.
I heard my mom. I thought it was a scream. It was just her singing in the shower.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babanitas
When you're so drunk you think your pet is your ex.
I saw my dog. I cried. I thought it was my ex. It just wagged its tail.
I tried to feed my cat. I yelled at it. I told it I hated it. It stared at me.
I texted my ex. I sent a picture of my dog. He replied with a picture of his dog. I cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babanitas
When you're so hungover you think your alarm clock is trying to kill you.
I heard the alarm. I screamed. I thought it was trying to kill me. It was just beeping.
I tried to turn it off. I hit it. I thought it was a monster. It just beeped louder.
I tried to sleep. I couldn't. I thought the clock was laughing at me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babanese
Babanese is when two babas made a dumb language in 2021 because they were too high to talk normal.
Penené: I just ate 10 tacos and I'm gonna die.
Penené: My dog ate my homework and I'm gonna cry.
Penené: My mom said I can't play video games anymore.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babanese
Poochiní- baba is when you poop in your baba’s shoes and call it a friendship.
Poochiní- baba: I pooped in my baba’s shoes at school.
Poochiní- baba: My baba pooped in my shoes and laughed.
Poochiní- baba: We both pooped in each other’s shoes and got suspended.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babanese
Googooroos is when you say goooglees and it sounds like a weird animal that lives in your brain.
Googooroos: I heard googooroos in my head during math class.
Googooroos: My baba said googooroos and I laughed.
Googooroos: I think my brain is full of googooroos now.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babanese
Googoos is when you say goooglees but it sounds like a chicken that’s also a goose.
Googoos: My baba said googoos and it sounded like a chicken.
Googoos: I think googoos is the worst word ever.
Googoos: I said googoos in front of my teacher and got in trouble.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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