Babanuts

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When someone is being an idiot for no good reason and it’s annoying as hell

Why did you spill your drink on the floor? You’re a babanut!

He forgot his own name in the middle of the conversation. Classic babanut moment.

She said she’d be there in five minutes, then showed up two hours later. Total babanut.

When someone is so clueless they think the sky is green and it’s not even lunchtime yet

He thought the fire alarm was just a prank. Babanut behavior at its finest.

She tried to text me with her feet. I don’t even know what that means.

He asked if the moon was a pizza. I told him no, but he still believed it.

When someone is so dumb they think their brain is made of cheese and it’s Tuesday

He tried to eat a whole cake for breakfast. Babanut logic.

She said the sun was going to fall out of the sky if we didn’t save it. I just sighed.

He tried to talk to a wall. The wall didn’t respond. He still thinks it’s a conspiracy.

When someone is so brain-dead they think the TV is talking to them and it’s not even on

He started arguing with the fridge because it was too loud. Babanut energy.

She said the clouds were fighting. I told her to go back to sleep.

He tried to wrestle his shadow. It won. He still thinks he’s a hero.

When someone is so dumb they think a chicken is a vegetable and they still have all their teeth

He said the chicken was a vegetable because it was on the plate. I gave up.

She tried to make a salad with a chicken. It didn’t work. She still thinks it’s a genius move.

He tried to wear the chicken like a hat. It ran away. He thinks it’s a prank.