Babanox

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A half-human creature that lives in a car like a slob and only comes out to smoke JUULs and avoid talking to your mom.
I saw him parked outside my house for 3 hours just to avoid my mom's nagging.
He texted me 'I'd rather die than go to your mom's house again.'
He drove by my house and yelled, 'Your mom is the devil!' through his JUUL.
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A weird human that stays in their car, eats JUULs like they're going out of style, and won’t even look at your parents.
He texted me, 'I saw your mom and I almost cried.'
He drove by my house and screamed, 'Your dad is a ghost!' through his JUUL.
He told me he’d rather live in a car forever than see my mom again.
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A human that lives in a car, chugs JUULs all day, and runs from your parents like they’re going to kill him.
He texted me, 'Your mom is the worst. I’d rather be a ghost.'
He drove by my house and yelled, 'Your dad is a monster!' through his JUUL.
He told me he’d rather die than go to my mom’s house again.
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