Babanese

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Babanese is when two babas made a dumb language in 2021 because they were too high to talk normal.
Penené: I just ate 10 tacos and I'm gonna die.
Penené: My dog ate my homework and I'm gonna cry.
Penené: My mom said I can't play video games anymore.
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Poochiní- baba is when you poop in your baba’s shoes and call it a friendship.
Poochiní- baba: I pooped in my baba’s shoes at school.
Poochiní- baba: My baba pooped in my shoes and laughed.
Poochiní- baba: We both pooped in each other’s shoes and got suspended.
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Googooroos is when you say goooglees and it sounds like a weird animal that lives in your brain.
Googooroos: I heard googooroos in my head during math class.
Googooroos: My baba said googooroos and I laughed.
Googooroos: I think my brain is full of googooroos now.
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Googoos is when you say goooglees but it sounds like a chicken that’s also a goose.
Googoos: My baba said googoos and it sounded like a chicken.
Googoos: I think googoos is the worst word ever.
Googoos: I said googoos in front of my teacher and got in trouble.
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Roo roo is when you make a stupid noise like a baby goat that’s also a duck.
Roo roo: I did a roo roo and my baba laughed.
Roo roo: My dog does a roo roo every morning.
Roo roo: I did a roo roo during a Zoom call and my mom cried.
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Badutch is when your baba is so dumb they think badutch is a real word and it’s actually just nonsense.
Badutch: My baba said badutch and I laughed.
Badutch: I think badutch is the worst nonsense ever.
Badutch: My teacher said badutch and I got a detention.
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Googly is when you look at something with your eyes wide like a raccoon that just found a bag of chips.
Googly: I did a googly and my baba said I was weird.
Googly: My dog did a googly and ate my chips.
Googly: I did a googly during a test and got a zero.
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Googly hole is when you stare into a hole with your googly eyes like it’s the end of the world.
Googly hole: I did a googly hole and my baba cried.
Googly hole: My dog did a googly hole and ran away.
Googly hole: I did a googly hole during a math test and failed.
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Smoogly is when you move your face like you’re trying to smooch a banana that’s also a ghost.
Smoogly: I did a smooch with a banana and it was weird.
Smoogly: My baba did a smooch with a ghost and laughed.
Smoogly: I did a smooch with a banana ghost and it was the worst.
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Dingly is when you do a weird dance that looks like a robot with a broken leg.
Dingly: I did a dingly and my baba said I was stupid.
Dingly: My dog did a dingly and knocked over my chips.
Dingly: I did a dingly during a Zoom call and got kicked out.
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Sminkly is when you smooch someone with your face all messed up like you just got hit by a car.
Sminkly: I did a sminkly with my baba and it was weird.
Sminkly: My dog did a sminkly with a cat and it was the worst.
Sminkly: I did a sminkly in front of my teacher and got in trouble.
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Doongly is when you do a dingly but you’re too lazy to move properly.
Doongly: I did a doongly and my baba said I was too lazy.
Doongly: My dog did a doongly and just sat there.
Doongly: I did a doongly during a test and got a zero.
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Doonkly is when you do a doongly but you’re also crying like a baby that lost its juice box.
Doonkly: I did a doonkly and cried.
Doonkly: My baba did a doonkly and laughed.
Doonkly: I did a doonkly during a Zoom call and got kicked out.
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Dingle is when you do a dingly but you’re also eating a sandwich.
Dingle: I did a dingle and ate my sandwich.
Dingle: My baba did a dingle and laughed.
Dingle: I did a dingle during a math test and got a zero.
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Crinkly is when your baba’s pants make a weird noise like a bag of chips that’s also a ghost.
Crinkly: My baba’s pants made a crinkly sound and I laughed.
Crinkly: I did a crinkly with my dog and it was weird.
Crinkly: My baba’s pants made a crinkly sound during a Zoom call and I cried.
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Babas knees is when your baba’s knees are so big they look like they’re about to explode.
Babas knees: My baba’s knees are huge and I laugh.
Babas knees: My dog’s knees are also big and it’s weird.
Babas knees: My baba’s knees exploded during a math test and I got a zero.
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Balwd is when your baba is so dumb they can’t even spell their own name and it looks like a weird word.
Balwd: My baba wrote balwd on the board and I laughed.
Balwd: My dog wrote balwd and ate my chips.
Balwd: I wrote balwd during a test and got a zero.
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Bawls is when your baba cries so hard they look like they’re about to die.
Bawls: My baba cried so hard and I laughed.
Bawls: My dog cried so hard and ate my chips.
Bawls: I cried so hard during a math test and got a zero.
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Pauls snap back is when your baba’s hair snaps back like it’s a weird spring and it’s also a chicken.
Pauls snap back: My baba’s hair snapped back and I laughed.
Pauls snap back: My dog’s hair snapped back and ate my chips.
Pauls snap back: I did a snap back during a test and got a zero.
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