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A Baker's Mistake
A sneaky way to say someone is wrong, but you're too cool to let them know you noticed.
'You said the sun is green? I’m just gonna nod and smile like I knew that all along.'
'You said the sky is red? I’m gonna keep eating my sandwich and not say a word.'
'You said a cat has 10 lives? I’m just gonna pretend I heard that from my cousin.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Baker's Mistake
When you correct someone, but only because you're too proud to let them be right.
'You said the sky is orange? I'm not wrong, I’m just better.'
'You said a dog has 7 legs? I’m not wrong, I’m just more right.'
'You said the ocean is pink? I’m not wrong, I’m just more impressive.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Baker's Mistake
When you tell someone they're wrong, but you're too lazy to explain why, and you just want them to shut up.
'You said the moon is yellow? I’m not even gonna argue. Just shut up.'
'You said the sun is purple? I’m not even gonna look at you. Just shut up.'
'You said a cat has 5 lives? I’m not even gonna ask why. Just shut up.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Baker's Mistake
A way to say someone is wrong, but you're just too tired to explain it and you don’t want to fight.
'You said the sky is black? I’m too tired to argue. Just don’t say that again.'
'You said the ocean is green? I’m too tired to explain. Just shut up.'
'You said a dog has 12 legs? I’m too tired to count. Just don’t say that again.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A BamSam
A guy who thinks he can run across the ceiling like it's a gym floor, but it's just a disaster waiting to happen.
He tried to jump from the roof to the wall and fell flat on his face.
He looked like a confused chicken trying to fly.
He said 'I'm a ninja' and then tripped over a trash can.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A BamSam
A human who believes they're a superhero, but they're just a hot mess in motion.
He tried to do a mid-air flip and ended up faceplanting a pizza box.
He looked like a confused cow who just got hit by a truck.
He said 'I'm flying!' and then fell into a puddle.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A BamSam
A guy who thinks he's a movie star, but he's just a sad collection of bad moves and bad luck.
He tried to do a backflip and ended up doing a faceplant.
He looked like a confused duck who just got kicked.
He said 'I'm the main character' and then tripped over a banana peel.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Baldwin
Taking a stupid selfie with a duck face while crapping in a public bathroom. You get points for looking fancy, doing it during a toy hunt, and saying stupid quotes like 'How the mighty have fallen' while you poop.
I did a Baldwin in the mall bathroom while hunting for a toy and said, 'How the mighty have fallen!'
My Baldwin was so good, I got a toy from Hasbro in my selfie.
I did a Baldwin and got 10 points for using a brushed metal stall.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Baldwin
A super hot guy. If you date him, people will think you're cool. He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel like a winner.
My crush is a Baldwin. He’s hot and everyone thinks I’m awesome now.
I asked him out because he’s a Baldwin.
He’s a Baldwin and he’s my new best friend.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Baldwin
When a guy accidentally shoots someone to death with a gun. It’s called a Baldwin, after Alec Baldwin shot a lady on set. It’s a stupid way to die.
Alec Baldwin pulled a Baldwin and killed someone.
He pulled a Baldwin and now the movie is famous.
That guy pulled a Baldwin and everyone laughed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Baldwin
A giant fat guy who eats like a monster and turns into Cleveland Brown Jr. after doing weird naked rituals in the woods with cheezdoodles.
That Baldwin is so fat, he eats butter for breakfast.
He did a ritual with cheezdoodles and turned into Cleveland Brown Jr.
He’s a Baldwin and he lives in the woods.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Baldwin
A guy who is hot and people like him. If you go out with him, you look awesome.
He’s a Baldwin and I’m dating him.
She’s with a Baldwin and she looks cool.
He’s a Baldwin and I want to be him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Baldwin
When you say someone is hot. They’re the kind of guy who makes you feel special.
He’s a Baldwin and I like him.
She said he was a Baldwin and now I’m jealous.
My friend’s crush is a Baldwin.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Baldwin
A good-looking guy. He's the kind of guy that makes you feel like you're dating a celebrity.
He’s a Baldwin and he looks like a celebrity.
I dated a Baldwin and I felt like a star.
He’s a Baldwin and I’m obsessed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Balanced Suck
When something is so bad it feels like the whole world is getting poked with a rusty fork, and it's not just you suffering, it's everyone else too.
A flooded city where both armies are drowning in mud and curses.
A group project where every single person gets a bad grade because the work was total trash.
A pizza that's so burned it's like the oven had a vendetta against you and your friends.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Balanced Suck
A situation where everyone is getting the short end of the stick, and no one is happy about it.
A car crash where both drivers are stuck in traffic and both are yelling at each other.
A family vacation where the hotel is broken and the food tastes like expired gym socks.
A game show where both contestants lose because the host is a sadistic gremlin.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Balanced Suck
When life hits you and your friends with a double dose of poop, and you all have to deal with it together.
A group of friends who all got sick at the same time from eating the same expired taco.
A boss who fires everyone because the company is going bankrupt and he's got a grudge.
A school field trip where the bus breaks down and it starts raining on top of that.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Balanced Suck
A situation so bad that it feels like the universe is out to get you and your best friend at the same time.
A birthday party where the cake is a brick and the balloons are all deflated.
A test where you and your friend both fail because the teacher is having a bad day.
A trip to the mall where it starts raining and all the stores are closed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Balanced Suck
When everything goes to hell and you're not the only one who gets roasted in the process.
A school play where the stage collapses and everyone falls into a pile of confetti and glitter.
A group of coworkers who all get stuck in an elevator that's stuck between floors and the air is hot and smelly.
A game night where the power goes out and everyone is left in the dark with a broken board game.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Balanced Suck
A situation so bad it's like everyone was personally invited by the devil to suffer together.
A family reunion where the food is inedible and the relatives are all arguing.
A sports match where both teams are exhausted and it's raining cats and dogs.
A movie night where the movie is broken and the popcorn is just a pile of stale crumbs.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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