A Baker's Mistake

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When you want to tell someone they're wrong but you don't want to make them feel like a donkey who just stepped on a hot stove.

'You said the sky is green? Bro, it's blue. I’m not even mad, I’m just disappointed.'

'You called pizza a snack? I’m gonna need you to explain that again, and fast.'

'You think 2 + 2 is 3? I’m not even gonna ask why. Just don’t let me hear you say that again.'

A way to say someone is wrong, but you're too lazy to argue, and you're just annoyed they made you think.

'You said the moon is made of cheese? I’m not even gonna question that. I’m just annoyed.'

'You said a dog has 5 legs? I’m not even gonna ask where you got that idea.'

'You said the ocean is purple? I’m just gonna sit here and pretend I didn’t hear that.'

A sneaky way to say someone is wrong, but you're too cool to let them know you noticed.

'You said the sun is green? I’m just gonna nod and smile like I knew that all along.'

'You said the sky is red? I’m gonna keep eating my sandwich and not say a word.'

'You said a cat has 10 lives? I’m just gonna pretend I heard that from my cousin.'

When you correct someone, but only because you're too proud to let them be right.

'You said the sky is orange? I'm not wrong, I’m just better.'

'You said a dog has 7 legs? I’m not wrong, I’m just more right.'

'You said the ocean is pink? I’m not wrong, I’m just more impressive.'

When you tell someone they're wrong, but you're too lazy to explain why, and you just want them to shut up.

'You said the moon is yellow? I’m not even gonna argue. Just shut up.'

'You said the sun is purple? I’m not even gonna look at you. Just shut up.'

'You said a cat has 5 lives? I’m not even gonna ask why. Just shut up.'

A way to say someone is wrong, but you're just too tired to explain it and you don’t want to fight.

'You said the sky is black? I’m too tired to argue. Just don’t say that again.'

'You said the ocean is green? I’m too tired to explain. Just shut up.'

'You said a dog has 12 legs? I’m too tired to count. Just don’t say that again.'