A Baker's Mistake
When you want to tell someone they're wrong but you don't want to make them feel like a donkey who just stepped on a hot stove.
'You said the sky is green? Bro, it's blue. I’m not even mad, I’m just disappointed.'
'You called pizza a snack? I’m gonna need you to explain that again, and fast.'
'You think 2 + 2 is 3? I’m not even gonna ask why. Just don’t let me hear you say that again.'