A Balanced Suck

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When something is so bad it feels like the whole world is getting poked with a rusty fork, and it's not just you suffering, it's everyone else too.

A flooded city where both armies are drowning in mud and curses.

A group project where every single person gets a bad grade because the work was total trash.

A pizza that's so burned it's like the oven had a vendetta against you and your friends.

A situation where everyone is getting the short end of the stick, and no one is happy about it.

A car crash where both drivers are stuck in traffic and both are yelling at each other.

A family vacation where the hotel is broken and the food tastes like expired gym socks.

A game show where both contestants lose because the host is a sadistic gremlin.

When life hits you and your friends with a double dose of poop, and you all have to deal with it together.

A group of friends who all got sick at the same time from eating the same expired taco.

A boss who fires everyone because the company is going bankrupt and he's got a grudge.

A school field trip where the bus breaks down and it starts raining on top of that.

A situation so bad that it feels like the universe is out to get you and your best friend at the same time.

A birthday party where the cake is a brick and the balloons are all deflated.

A test where you and your friend both fail because the teacher is having a bad day.

A trip to the mall where it starts raining and all the stores are closed.

When everything goes to hell and you're not the only one who gets roasted in the process.

A school play where the stage collapses and everyone falls into a pile of confetti and glitter.

A group of coworkers who all get stuck in an elevator that's stuck between floors and the air is hot and smelly.

A game night where the power goes out and everyone is left in the dark with a broken board game.

A situation so bad it's like everyone was personally invited by the devil to suffer together.

A family reunion where the food is inedible and the relatives are all arguing.

A sports match where both teams are exhausted and it's raining cats and dogs.

A movie night where the movie is broken and the popcorn is just a pile of stale crumbs.