A Baldwin

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Taking a stupid selfie with a duck face while crapping in a public bathroom. You get points for looking fancy, doing it during a toy hunt, and saying stupid quotes like 'How the mighty have fallen' while you poop.
I did a Baldwin in the mall bathroom while hunting for a toy and said, 'How the mighty have fallen!'
My Baldwin was so good, I got a toy from Hasbro in my selfie.
I did a Baldwin and got 10 points for using a brushed metal stall.
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A super hot guy. If you date him, people will think you're cool. He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel like a winner.
My crush is a Baldwin. He’s hot and everyone thinks I’m awesome now.
I asked him out because he’s a Baldwin.
He’s a Baldwin and he’s my new best friend.
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When a guy accidentally shoots someone to death with a gun. It’s called a Baldwin, after Alec Baldwin shot a lady on set. It’s a stupid way to die.
Alec Baldwin pulled a Baldwin and killed someone.
He pulled a Baldwin and now the movie is famous.
That guy pulled a Baldwin and everyone laughed.
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A giant fat guy who eats like a monster and turns into Cleveland Brown Jr. after doing weird naked rituals in the woods with cheezdoodles.
That Baldwin is so fat, he eats butter for breakfast.
He did a ritual with cheezdoodles and turned into Cleveland Brown Jr.
He’s a Baldwin and he lives in the woods.
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A guy who is hot and people like him. If you go out with him, you look awesome.
He’s a Baldwin and I’m dating him.
She’s with a Baldwin and she looks cool.
He’s a Baldwin and I want to be him.
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When you say someone is hot. They’re the kind of guy who makes you feel special.
He’s a Baldwin and I like him.
She said he was a Baldwin and now I’m jealous.
My friend’s crush is a Baldwin.
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A good-looking guy. He's the kind of guy that makes you feel like you're dating a celebrity.
He’s a Baldwin and he looks like a celebrity.
I dated a Baldwin and I felt like a star.
He’s a Baldwin and I’m obsessed.
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