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A Balanced Suck
A situation so bad that it feels like the universe is out to get you and your best friend at the same time.
A birthday party where the cake is a brick and the balloons are all deflated.
A test where you and your friend both fail because the teacher is having a bad day.
A trip to the mall where it starts raining and all the stores are closed.
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A Balanced Suck
When everything goes to hell and you're not the only one who gets roasted in the process.
A school play where the stage collapses and everyone falls into a pile of confetti and glitter.
A group of coworkers who all get stuck in an elevator that's stuck between floors and the air is hot and smelly.
A game night where the power goes out and everyone is left in the dark with a broken board game.
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A Balanced Suck
A situation so bad it's like everyone was personally invited by the devil to suffer together.
A family reunion where the food is inedible and the relatives are all arguing.
A sports match where both teams are exhausted and it's raining cats and dogs.
A movie night where the movie is broken and the popcorn is just a pile of stale crumbs.
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A Bakers Dozen
A Bakers Dozen is 13 things. Bakers used to get extra dough and would make an extra loaf just to be a pain in the ass.
I ordered a dozen donuts and got 13. The baker was probably trying to make me fat.
My grandma got a baker's dozen of cookies and ate them all. She’s still fat.
My teacher gave me a baker's dozen of homework. I’m gonna fail.
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A Bakers Dozen
Back in the Middle Ages, bakers got so greedy they got caught shortchanging people. Kings made them add an extra loaf just to keep them from being kicked in the nuts.
The baker got caught shortchanging customers. He added an extra loaf just to save his balls.
King Richard made bakers give people 13 loaves to keep them from getting beheaded.
The bakers were so scared of getting punished they started giving people extra bread.
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A Bakers Dozen
A Bakers Dozen is when a guy gets 12 girls to put cream cheese on their tits and then he eats them all like a greedy pig.
My friend got 12 girls to cover their tits in cream cheese and ate them all like a pig.
That guy eats cream cheese off of 12 girls’ tits like it’s a buffet.
He had 12 girls dip their tits in cream cheese. He ate them all and jizzed like a cum fountain.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bakers Dozen
A Bakers Dozen is 13 things. It’s called that because bakers are like the devil and the devil has 13 things.
The baker is the devil. He has 13 things in his evil bagel bag.
Bakers are the devil and they bring 13 things to torment you.
The devil is a baker and he always brings 13 things.
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A Bakers Dozen
A Bakers Dozen is when a baker slips you an extra egg. It’s just a fancy way of saying you got a free egg.
The baker slipped me an extra egg. I got a free egg. That’s cool.
He gave me an extra egg. I got a free egg and I’m happy.
The baker slipped me an egg. I didn’t even know what was happening.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bakers Dozen
A Bakers Dozen is when 12 guys take turns having sex with one girl in every hole she has. It’s like the girl is getting used like a toy.
Twelve guys took turns with the girl. She was used like a toy.
He was fucked by 12 guys in every hole. That’s brutal.
The girl got used in every hole by 12 guys. She probably cried.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bakers Dozen
A Bakers Dozen is a Marine tradition where 13 guys poop in a toilet one after the other. It’s a stupid tradition but it’s also a good way to get rid of poop.
Thirteen Marines pooped in a toilet. It was like a poop party.
They did a bakers dozen and the toilet was full of poop.
Marines pooped in one toilet like it was a competition.
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A Baka
You're a f***ing moron, you
You failed math again. Baka.
Your dog ate your homework. Baka.
You said you were going to be rich. Baka.
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A Baka
Also spelled Baka Vaca, but it's still f***ing stupid cow
You're a f***ing cow. Baka Vaca.
You're so dumb. Baka Vaca.
You're a cow. Baka Vaca.
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A Baka
An offensive term that means you're a f***ing stupid cow
You're a f***ing stupid cow. Baka.
You're an idiot. Baka.
You're a f***ing cow. Baka.
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A Baka
An offensive term that means you're a f***ing stupid cow from Japan or Spain
You're a f***ing stupid cow from Spain. Baka.
You're a f***ing stupid cow from Japan. Baka.
You're a f***ing stupid cow from both. Baka.
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A Baka
When someone is rambling so f***ing much you just say 'Oh my God! Baka Baka Baka'
You're talking for an hour. Oh my God! Baka Baka Baka.
You're saying the same thing over and over. Oh my God! Baka Baka Baka.
You're being annoying. Oh my God! Baka Baka Baka.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Baka
A term meaning f***ing stupid cow, mixing words from Japan and Spain
You're a f***ing stupid cow. Baka.
You're mixing Japanese and Spanish. Baka.
You're a stupid cow from both. Baka.
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A Baka
The Japanese word 'Baka' means f***ing idiot, fool, and everything else that's dumb
You're a f***ing idiot. Baka.
You're a f***ing fool. Baka.
You're a f***ing dumb. Baka.
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A Bailey
When you say no u for no reason at all. It doesn't even have to make sense. It's like you're being a total idiot just to be a total idiot.
No u. I don't even know what you're talking about.
No u. I was just eating a taco.
No u. I'm not even mad. I'm just confused.
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A Bailey
A Bailey is a girl or a friend's girlfriend who is super annoying, always trying to control you, and acts like she's the only one who matters.
Bailey: 'You have to do it my way or I'll cry.'
Bailey: 'You're not good enough for me.'
Bailey: 'I'm the best, and you know it.'
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A Bailey
Bailey is the kind of girl who thinks she's amazing but is just average. She's loud, fake, and everyone else is just there to listen to her ramble.
Bailey: 'I'm the best at everything.'
Bailey: 'You're just jealous of my greatness.'
Bailey: 'I don't even need friends.'
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