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A Bailey
Bailey is the kind of girl who thinks you're lucky to be with her. She's fake, self-centered, and constantly reminds you that she's better than you.
Bailey: 'You're so lucky to be with me.'
Bailey: 'I'm the best thing that ever happened to you.'
Bailey: 'You wouldn't even exist without me.'
A Bailey
A Bailey is a girl who sits in the back and doesn't say much. But if you mess with her, she'll make you regret it.
Bailey: 'I'm just watching.'
Bailey: 'You're going to regret that.'
Bailey: 'Don't you dare say anything else.'
A Bailey
Bailey is the kind of girl who thinks she's the best. She's fake, always talks about herself, and everyone else is just background noise.
Bailey: 'I'm the best at everything.'
Bailey: 'You're just there to listen to me.'
Bailey: 'You're not even worth my time.'
A Bailey
A guy named Bailey is the kind of guy who thinks he's the best. He's good-looking, but he's also full of himself and thinks he's better than everyone else.
Bailey: 'I'm the best at everything.'
Bailey: 'You're not even close to me.'
Bailey: 'I'm the best thing that ever happened to you.'
A Baggins
When a guy shaves his hairy butt and glues it to his girl’s feet so she looks like a fat little hobbit.
Shaved my nuts and glued them to my ex’s feet. She looked like a fat hobbit at the mall.
My man just did a baggins on his girlfriend and she walked like a f***ing elf.
My cousin glued his pubes to his girlfriend’s feet and now she walks like a f***ing hobbit.
A Baggins
Stalking a walrus and catching it with a burlap bag. You can slap some greasy stuff on before you do it if you want.
Stalked a walrus for three hours and caught it with a burlap bag. It was worth it.
I slapped some greasy stuff on and bagged a walrus like it was my job.
Bags of walrus? I’ve done it. It’s messy, but it’s satisfying.
A Baggins
Stalking a walrus and catching it with a burlap bag. Grease is optional, but it helps you look cool.
I bagged a walrus with a burlap bag and no grease. I looked like a f***ing idiot.
Grease is optional, but I used it and looked like a boss.
I stalked a walrus, no grease, and I still caught it. I’m a legend.
A Baggins
Getting laid, showing off, or just talking to a girl like you're the king of the f***ing castle.
I got laid, showed off, and talked to a girl like she was my queen.
Getting pussy, spitting game, and chatting up a girl like I was a king.
I hit it and quit it, then talked to a girl like I was the best.
A Baggins
Talking f***ing trash and making everyone around you feel like a f***ing idiot.
I talked f***ing trash and made my whole class feel like f***ing idiots.
He was talking shit like he was the king of the f***ing universe.
She talked trash and made me feel like I was the worst.
A Baggins
Nonstop grinding until you’re dead or f***ing tired.
Grindin’ til I died. I was dead for three days.
He grinded until he f***ing collapsed.
I grinded like a f***ing beast until I couldn’t move.
A Baggins
A gay guy getting played by a f***ing sensitive straight friend, and in the end, the gay guy is f***ed and runs off to f***ing elf heaven.
My gay friend got played by his straight friend and ran off to elf heaven.
Frodo got played by Sam, and now he’s in f***ing elf heaven.
My gay buddy got let down and ran off to f***ing elf heaven.
A Bag o' Beagles
A fancy way to say your butt looks like a bag full of tiny dogs that just got run over by a truck.
My pants are so tight I look like a bag of beagles that got stepped on.
He walked into the room like a bag o' beagles that just got kicked by a donkey.
She was wearing those pants and looked like a bag of beagles that got hit by a car.
A Bag o' Beagles
When your butt is so round and wobbly it looks like a bag full of beagles that just had a baby.
He looked like a bag of beagles that just gave birth to three puppies.
Her butt was so big it looked like a bag of beagles that got fed a whole pizza.
He sat down like a bag of beagles that just got dropped from a plane.
A Bag o' Beagles
A bag of beagles is when your butt looks like it's been stuffed with tiny dogs and someone took a hammer to it.
His butt looked like a bag of beagles that just got hit with a bat.
She looked like a bag of beagles that got trampled by a herd of elephants.
He walked in like a bag of beagles that got kicked by a very angry goat.
A Bag o' Beagles
A bag of beagles is when your butt is so wobbly it looks like it’s been filled with tiny dogs and they’re trying to escape.
Her butt looked like a bag of beagles that just got the door unlocked.
He looked like a bag of beagles that had a tiny jailbreak.
She sat down like a bag of beagles trying to dig their way out.
A Bag o' Beagles
When your butt is so big and wobbly it looks like it’s been stuffed with beagles and someone put a giant cupcake inside.
He looked like a bag of beagles that just got hit with a cupcake.
She looked like a bag of beagles that had a cupcake shoved in there.
He walked like a bag of beagles that had a giant cupcake for dessert.
A Bag o' Beagles
A bag of beagles is when your butt looks like it’s been filled with tiny dogs and someone just threw a brick at it.
His butt looked like a bag of beagles that just got hit with a brick.
She looked like a bag of beagles that just got thrown out of a window.
He walked like a bag of beagles that got hit by a brick wall.
A Bag Of Tash
A bag full of man hairs and mustaches swimming in a gross mushroom soup. It tastes like regret and bad decisions.
My cousin ate a bag of tash and threw up in the pool.
That thing is the reason I hate my uncle's birthday.
I tried to make it look fancy. It looks like a science experiment gone wrong.
A Bag Of Tash
A sack of hairy lips and mustaches drowned in a creamy mushroom sauce. It’s like a bad dream with extra cheese.
I brought a bag of tash to the party. No one talked to me for a week.
My mom said it was ‘a gift from the gods.’ I don’t think she was being nice.
I tried to hide it in my lunch. It came out in my pants.
A Bag Of Tash
A bag of man fluff and mustaches in a mushroom sauce. It smells like old socks and regret.
My dad ate a bag of tash and started crying.
I tried to give it to my pet rat. He ran away.
I brought it to school. My teacher called the principal.
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